Where's the dude? It's a conspiracy!

[Bagboy]

Where I work, we just got in a new vodka by Three Olives called Dude. It looks like Mountain Dew and tastes like it too.

Anyways, this couple came in looking for Dude. I had just sold the last bottle of it not 15 minutes before they came in.

SC-Where's the Dude Vodka? This is the fifth store we've been to.
Me-We're out at this moment.
SC-Go look in the back! I know you have some!
Me-I just sold the last bottle, we're out.
SC-Uh-huh that's a lie.
Me-No it isn't. Is there something else I could help you with?
SC-Just get us some Dude!
Me-I can't get you Dude, we're out. Would you like Three Olives Purple instead?
SC-No! We're leaving!

I hope they call my manager. I'll tell him I was a trooper about the whole thing.

[Lachrymose]

SC-Uh-huh that's a lie.

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

[Zellie Crescent]

SC-Uh-huh that's a lie.

No, that would be the cake. Sorry couldn't resist, I tried looking for it on their website and I couldn't find it. You got me interested since it's a vodka that tastes like my favorite soda.

[Blade_Raver]

SC-Go look in the back! I know you have some!

Really? Go in the back? OK. There's none back there but I can go chill back there and make you wait until we close.. then come back and tell you the same thing I just told you now. We're out of Dude. *Grabs broom* Buy something or leave.

[Kaylyn]

That...sounds delicious. I must seek it out.

[South Texan]

Me-I just sold the last bottle, we're out.
SC-Uh-huh that's a lie.

Riiiiiight. Because the store exists to hold onto its inventory and not sell it to customers in order for the store to achieve its goal of avoiding any sort of profit and going out of business.

[NateTheChops]

Where I work, we just got in a new vodka by Three Olives called Dude. It looks like Mountain Dew and tastes like it too.

Where has it been all my life?

[protege]

Where has it been all my life?

Hehe I was wondering the same thing. It could be interesting at work...since I occasionally have Dew on the desk

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hehe I was wondering the same thing. It could be interesting at work...since I occasionally have Dew on the desk

I'm not sure if it would be safe bringing a bottle of that home to try out.

If it looks like the Dew, my brother may mistake it for such. And that wouldn't be a good thing, as he doesn't drink and I'd hate to see how it would affect his meds.

[NateTheChops]

It's just one more incentive for me to get out of this damned shelter though.

[Betweenshades]

Riiiiiight. Because the store exists to hold onto its inventory and not sell it to customers in order for the store to achieve its goal of avoiding any sort of profit and going out of business.

Profit is for lamers.

Wait...

[sylvier]

Where I work, we just got in a new vodka by Three Olives called Dude. It looks like Mountain Dew and tastes like it too.

Anyways, this couple came in looking for Dude. I had just sold the last bottle of it not 15 minutes before they came in.

SC-Where's the Dude Vodka? This is the fifth store we've been to.
Me-We're out at this moment.
SC-Go look in the back! I know you have some!
Me-I just sold the last bottle, we're out.
SC-Uh-huh that's a lie.
Me-No it isn't. Is there something else I could help you with?
SC-Just get us some Dude!
Me-I can't get you Dude, we're out. Would you like Three Olives Purple instead?
SC-No! We're leaving!

I hope they call my manager. I'll tell him I was a trooper about the whole thing.

Yes, we always keep the hottest items in the back. They sell very well there!

[Mytical]

Glad I don't have the kind of friends that would switch out drinks then. Could be very bad for me if somebody switched and there wasn't a way to tell

[Andara Bledin]

Oh, you'd notice if they swapped a Mt Dew for this stuff.

People like to think that you can't tell when there's alcohol in some stuff, but if you don't drink much, then you know when there's alcohol in something.

^-.-^

[teh_blumchenkinder]

yar. the burny usually tips off, and Black Opals or whatnot (Long Island Ice Tea family of drinks aka Kitchen Sink aka Bomb a FratGirl) you can usually tell too-- there's something off about it even when they're made perfectly aka you can't taste the booze.