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  • #1

    Apparently we have no food...

    At night we get a lot of drunks thru the drive thru. I work at a fast food place that sells both mexican food and pizza, however the pizza side closes at midnight because we do not have enough people at night to run it.

    Cue picky woman.

    PW:I want a supreme pizza. I DON'T wnat a drink or anything else so DON'T offer me any.

    I didn't even get a chance to greet her.

    Me: I'm sorry mam but Pizza Hut closes at midnight.
    PW: Are you kidding me?!
    Me: No mam. Would you like to try something else?
    PW: I don't WANT to but I guess I HAVE to. I want a chili cheese burrito.
    Me: I'm sorry mam but that is a regional item. We Do not carry it in this store.
    PW: *grumbles* Fine. Then I want breadsticks.
    Me: I'm sorry but breadsticks are part of the Pizza Hut side which is closed for the night.
    PW: WELL YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING DO YOU?!!
    Me: Actually, we have quite a few items. We just don't have Pizza Hut items at the moment and we don't carry chili cheese burritos.
    PW: Do you have grilled stuffed burritos?
    Me: Yes we do.
    PW: Ok I want that in chicken.
    Me: Would you like anything else with that?
    PW: Well...I DO but I will not ask cuz i'm afraid you won't have it.

    So apparently we don't have anything. Over 30 menu items to choose from, but we have no food
    Answers: $1
    Correct Answers: $2
    Answers that require thought: $5
    Dumb looks are still free.
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  • #2
    Are the drunks also the ones ordering at the drive-thru... as in, the ones who can most easily make the order... as in, the ones driving up? Yikes.

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    • #3
      I'll wager that, as a kid, she would stand in front of her family's packed fridge, starring for hours, crying "We got nothin' ta eat!".
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      • #4
        Be fair - she was obviously an oddly-evolved amoeba from a galaxy far, far away. They have peculiar dietary needs.

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        • #5
          This bitch should take a trip to Haiti to see what it is like to really have no food.
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #6
            Quoth slavetotheman View Post
            Are the drunks also the ones ordering at the drive-thru... as in, the ones who can most easily make the order... as in, the ones driving up? Yikes.
            Any time after about 11pm at night, yeah. At least, around here >_>
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            • #7
              The things you can see working in the service industry on 3rd shift can break mere mortals
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              • #8
                Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
                ...
                In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!
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                • #9
                  Hmm. In a way, I can see getting a little frustrated at that.

                  No reason to act like a bitch and take it out on you, though. Obviously there are PLENTY of things to eat there. Just not what she originally wanted.
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                  • #10
                    Dumb question- is there a sign saying that the Pizza side closes at a certain time?
                    "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Betweenshades View Post
                      Dumb question- is there a sign saying that the Pizza side closes at a certain time?
                      You actually expect SC's to read the sign if there is?
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                        You actually expect SC's to read the sign if there is?
                        Only if it said "FREE" or "SALE" on it. They wouldn't read the rest though.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                          You actually expect SC's to read the sign if there is?
                          Ha! Hardly. I'm just wondering if there is.
                          "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Betweenshades View Post
                            Ha! Hardly. I'm just wondering if there is.
                            Sadly there isn't a sign up, but it closes at the same time every night. Most people either catch on after a while or think "Oh ok, it's closed, nothin' I can do". The sucky drunk people think screaming and trowing a temper tantrum will work. I've also seen the guilt trip
                            "You just ruined my whole night "
                            the threats
                            "I'll never come here again!!"
                            the bargaining chip
                            "I'll give you $20 if you open it up again"
                            and the sob story
                            "But I REALLY REALLY want a pizza and i'm SO hungry and...."
                            Answers: $1
                            Correct Answers: $2
                            Answers that require thought: $5
                            Dumb looks are still free.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Kisa View Post
                              "But I REALLY REALLY want a pizza and i'm SO hungry and...."
                              Protip: Pizza is still available elsewhere. Plus you don't even have to get in your car!
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