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  • #16
    Oooh, microwaved CD....

    Alephcat stole mine, so $5 says she set the disk in the case on top of the computer and expected it to work by osmosis (not that she'd know what "osmosis" means).
    "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
    - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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    • #17
      5$ says she was trying to put it into her monitor.
      Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
      Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
      -Unknown Author

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      • #18
        Quoth lineswine View Post
        £5 says she yells "Give meee a new mouse!"
        (Apologies to any TSC members here)
        NEW MOUSE! NEW MOUSE!!! NEW MOUSE!!!!

        Hyperventilates

        Gerund

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        • #19
          $5 she was looking at her "My Pictures" folder.

          Another $5 she wouldn't know her D: drive from her elbow.

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          • #20
            I was half expecting the story the story to go "Manager opens the picture files, and they all end up being her self-shot porn."

            I woldn't have paid $5 for that.

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            • #21
              $5 says that she doesn't even own a computer, that she put the CD in the space between her TV and the surface it's sitting on, and that she sat in front of said TV for 2 hours waiting for it to do something, during which time she had one of her kids sit in her place while she took various manner of breaks.

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