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  • Did your ROD come in?

    This is what I hear on the phone from a SC the other day. I asked,' Rod'?
    He yelled back,' Yeah the ROD'. I say,' Well this is the Garden Dept. and we have fence pipe, and stakes...'. He yells back, very angry now,' NO! ROD!! The GRASS STUFF!'

    OMFG... He meant SOD.....Hope it all dies on the idiot

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    Sir, if when you think 'rod' you picture something dirty, green, and limp, here's the information for a good urologist I can recommend

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    • #3


      Son of a bitch!

      Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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      • #4
        There's also pills you can take for that . . . .
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          Hell, since he's calling a Garden Center I'd go ahead and recommend some clippers.

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          • #6
            Clippers? I think *tweezers* would be more appropriate
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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            • #7
              Ruh Roh, Rorge!
              "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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              • #8
                Ahem. "My rod comes in nightly."

                (Not really, I'm married)

                (I'm kidding.)

                (mostly)

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                • #9
                  Well.. It's looks like someone is trying to think with his Rod and not his brain.
                  http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

                  My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

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                  • #10
                    My rod comes all the time.
                    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                    • #11
                      Quoth plantlvr View Post
                      This is what I hear on the phone from a SC the other day. I asked,' Rod'?
                      He yelled back,' Yeah the ROD'. I say,' Well this is the Garden Dept. and we have fence pipe, and stakes...'. He yells back, very angry now,' NO! ROD!! The GRASS STUFF!'

                      OMFG... He meant SOD.....Hope it all dies on the idiot
                      That customer needs to be told to Rod Off (Brits will be more likely to understand than Yanks).
                      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                      • #12
                        Clever. Personally, the rods that interest me most are wands tarot suit. They're the only rods you can look at every day without getting into trouble.
                        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                        • #13
                          So...if you load this guy's grass in his vehicle...does that mean you're packing a rod?

                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            That last joke was rodiculous...
                            You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Canarr View Post
                              That last joke was rodiculouse...
                              Getting crabby as this thread drifts through the turns?
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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