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That lying commercial...
These are from Sunday. First some background.
I work at a mexican fast food/pizza place. We sell these drinks called Frutista's. It's basically a slushie but better. We have lime wedges that top the Pina Colada and strawberry chunks in syrup that top the mango and the strawberry. At this time, however, the strawberry Frutista was not working. It was complete water and when we tried to freeze it, it would get real close to freezing, then defrost again. Also, we were short handed and someone forgot to prep taco shells, so we ran out for 2 hours. Also last week, Sunday to Saturday, we had Crunchwraps on sale for 99 cents. Today was Sunday so, sale was over. The crunchwraps were back to $2.49.
I'm racist...
Me: *opening spiel*
SC: I want a strawberry frutista.
Me: I'm sorry sir, but the strawberry isn't working today. Would you like to try another flavor?
SC: Awe... Ok. I'll try the strawberry mango (mango frutista with strawberry topping)
Wow he took that much better than most other people did. I sense a good omen!
Me: Alrighty! *punches in order*
SC: Oh I see! So I can have mango strawberry but not strawberry!!
Good omen gone...
Me: We have the strawberry topping, but not the strawberry frutista. The frutista is not frozen.
SC: You just don't wanna give it to me cuz you're racist!
Me: Sir, I would gladly give it to you if it was working, but the problem is, the strawberry frutista is broken and will not freeze. Right now, it's completely liquid.
SC: You're lying cuz you don't want me to have it!
Me: I'm not lying to you.
SC: Then why can't I have strawberry but I can have mango strawberry!?!!
Me: We have the strawberry topping that goes on the mango but the actual strawberry flavored frutista is not working.
We went back and forth like this for about 5 minutes until he accepted that he wasn't getting strawberry and pulled up. What is so hard to understand about "the strawberry is broken"?!!!
I'd like something taco shaped in corn
Andy: *opening spiel*
Sucky Lady: I want a tostada, 3 hard tacos, and blablablah.
Andy: I'm sorry but we are out of taco shells for the next 2 hours. Would you like soft tacos instead?
SL: So you have corn shells for the tostada but not for the tacos? That's interesting *"you're lying" tone of voice*
Andy: The tostada shell is flat and round while the taco shell is curled. They are totally different shells.
SL: Well then take a tostada shell and curl it!
Andy: It would break. We can't do that.
SL: Well then get me somthing taco shaped in a corn shell!
Andy: We only have one type of corn shell and it isnt ready yet.
SL: *mutters something abour effing rediculous* Since I have no choice, I'll take soft shells......
That lying commercial
SC: I want a 99 cent crunchwrap!
Me: I'm sorry, but that sale ended yesterday.
SC: What?!! But it was supposed to last a week!!!
Me: It did. It started last Sunday and ended Saturday, yesterday.
SC: Well I only saw the commercial on Friday!
Me: Ok....
SC: You should honor that commercial!
Me: We did honor it. From Sunday to Saturday. Now it's over and I can't give you the sale price.
SC: I can't believe that commercial lied to me!!!
So, using his logic, he saw the commercial on Friday. Therefore, the sale starts on Friday. Why didn't he come sooner?
Give it to me anyway
SC: I want that 99 cent crunchwrap.
Me: Just so you know, the sale ended yesterday so the crunchwraps now cost $2.49 again.
SC: I want it for 99 cents.
Me: The sale is over.
SC: Give it to me for 99 cents anyway.
Me: I can't do that. The sale ended yesterday. If you want a crunchwrap, you have to pay $2.49.
SC: I don't want it then!
Someone just learned a new word...
*headset bings to let me know someone is there*
SC: F@#K!! F@#K YOU!!! F@#K YOU MAN!! F@#KF@#KF@#K!!
Me: Hi....
SC2: F@#K YOU!!!
Me: Go ahead when you're ready...
SC3: I'll go ahead when I F@#K YOU!!!!
SC: F@#K F@#K F@#K!!!
Me: I'm gonna have to ask you to stop using that language or I can't serve you.
SC: WELL F@#K YOU!
SC2: F@#K YOU B!TCH!!!
SC3: I'LL SAY WHATEVER THE F@#K I F@#KING WANT!!
Kay: We won't serve you. Please leave now.
SC: YOU F@#KING HAVE TO SERVE ME!!
Kay: Leave now. We will not take your order.
SC: F@#K YOU THEN!!!
And the word of the day is: F@#K!!!
I work at a mexican fast food/pizza place. We sell these drinks called Frutista's. It's basically a slushie but better. We have lime wedges that top the Pina Colada and strawberry chunks in syrup that top the mango and the strawberry. At this time, however, the strawberry Frutista was not working. It was complete water and when we tried to freeze it, it would get real close to freezing, then defrost again. Also, we were short handed and someone forgot to prep taco shells, so we ran out for 2 hours. Also last week, Sunday to Saturday, we had Crunchwraps on sale for 99 cents. Today was Sunday so, sale was over. The crunchwraps were back to $2.49.
I'm racist...
Me: *opening spiel*
SC: I want a strawberry frutista.
Me: I'm sorry sir, but the strawberry isn't working today. Would you like to try another flavor?
SC: Awe... Ok. I'll try the strawberry mango (mango frutista with strawberry topping)
Wow he took that much better than most other people did. I sense a good omen!
Me: Alrighty! *punches in order*
SC: Oh I see! So I can have mango strawberry but not strawberry!!
Good omen gone...
Me: We have the strawberry topping, but not the strawberry frutista. The frutista is not frozen.
SC: You just don't wanna give it to me cuz you're racist!
Me: Sir, I would gladly give it to you if it was working, but the problem is, the strawberry frutista is broken and will not freeze. Right now, it's completely liquid.
SC: You're lying cuz you don't want me to have it!
Me: I'm not lying to you.
SC: Then why can't I have strawberry but I can have mango strawberry!?!!
Me: We have the strawberry topping that goes on the mango but the actual strawberry flavored frutista is not working.
We went back and forth like this for about 5 minutes until he accepted that he wasn't getting strawberry and pulled up. What is so hard to understand about "the strawberry is broken"?!!!
I'd like something taco shaped in corn
Andy: *opening spiel*
Sucky Lady: I want a tostada, 3 hard tacos, and blablablah.
Andy: I'm sorry but we are out of taco shells for the next 2 hours. Would you like soft tacos instead?
SL: So you have corn shells for the tostada but not for the tacos? That's interesting *"you're lying" tone of voice*
Andy: The tostada shell is flat and round while the taco shell is curled. They are totally different shells.
SL: Well then take a tostada shell and curl it!
Andy: It would break. We can't do that.
SL: Well then get me somthing taco shaped in a corn shell!
Andy: We only have one type of corn shell and it isnt ready yet.
SL: *mutters something abour effing rediculous* Since I have no choice, I'll take soft shells......
That lying commercial
SC: I want a 99 cent crunchwrap!
Me: I'm sorry, but that sale ended yesterday.
SC: What?!! But it was supposed to last a week!!!
Me: It did. It started last Sunday and ended Saturday, yesterday.
SC: Well I only saw the commercial on Friday!
Me: Ok....
SC: You should honor that commercial!
Me: We did honor it. From Sunday to Saturday. Now it's over and I can't give you the sale price.
SC: I can't believe that commercial lied to me!!!
So, using his logic, he saw the commercial on Friday. Therefore, the sale starts on Friday. Why didn't he come sooner?
Give it to me anyway
SC: I want that 99 cent crunchwrap.
Me: Just so you know, the sale ended yesterday so the crunchwraps now cost $2.49 again.
SC: I want it for 99 cents.
Me: The sale is over.
SC: Give it to me for 99 cents anyway.
Me: I can't do that. The sale ended yesterday. If you want a crunchwrap, you have to pay $2.49.
SC: I don't want it then!
Someone just learned a new word...
*headset bings to let me know someone is there*
SC: F@#K!! F@#K YOU!!! F@#K YOU MAN!! F@#KF@#KF@#K!!
Me: Hi....
SC2: F@#K YOU!!!
Me: Go ahead when you're ready...
SC3: I'll go ahead when I F@#K YOU!!!!
SC: F@#K F@#K F@#K!!!
Me: I'm gonna have to ask you to stop using that language or I can't serve you.
SC: WELL F@#K YOU!
SC2: F@#K YOU B!TCH!!!
SC3: I'LL SAY WHATEVER THE F@#K I F@#KING WANT!!
Kay: We won't serve you. Please leave now.
SC: YOU F@#KING HAVE TO SERVE ME!!
Kay: Leave now. We will not take your order.
SC: F@#K YOU THEN!!!
And the word of the day is: F@#K!!!
The sale people need to learn to pay attention, there are sales generally last for a limited time. I wonder if that one person wanted you to give to them for a sale price even though the sale was over tries to use expired coupons. As for the profanity spewing dimwit, he needs to learn to watch his mouth.
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