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Man, some people are just plain IGNANT (ignorant is too good of a term for them)! They sure don't know that assume = ASS U ME.I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
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I also want to rub the belly and scratch behind the ears. And after I'm done doing that, I want to pet Kisa's dog.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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Quoth Kisa View PostTadahhhh!!! The (teething) puppy in question Look at that punky face!!
Uh oh. Taz is looking at me rather indignantly.
I used to have a lot of scratch marks on my arms from Stumps (all healed now, alas).
One of my students looked at my arm one day and said, "You have a cat, don't you?"They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Kisa, you're pretty.
And if it makes you feel better about your height, I'm 5' 1 1/2".Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Kisa, you look like quite the lovely lady. Ignore the foolish that say otherwise.
...And remember, you're not short, you're fun-sized.
Sez the 6'4" goon-ish looking fellow.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Quoth Geek King View Post...And remember, you're not short, you're fun-sized.
Quoth Geek King View PostSez the 6'4" goon-ish looking fellow.Answers: $1
Correct Answers: $2
Answers that require thought: $5
Dumb looks are still free.
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Kisa, you look very healthy. That guy's just a jerk.
One of my classmates donates plasma, so he has a lot of marks from that. Whenever he crosses the border, he says they always search his car and accuse him of being a druggie!
Not quite the same, but...once, my friend had taken her kid step-sister to the park. She was sitting on a bench, and a woman came out of nowhere and sat down and started lecturing her about teen pregnancy and how she should be ashamed! My friend explained it was her sister, not her daughter, and told that woman that either way she needed to mind her own damn business. I guess that woman turned ten shades of red and scurried out of there.
If you don't know the story, don't make assumptions! And mind your own business!Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Quoth bhskittykatt View PostNot quite the same, but...once, my friend had taken her kid step-sister to the park. She was sitting on a bench, and a woman came out of nowhere and sat down and started lecturing her about teen pregnancy and how she should be ashamed! My friend explained it was her sister, not her daughter, and told that woman that either way she needed to mind her own damn business. I guess that woman turned ten shades of red and scurried out of there.
That is, until we approached my mother, who did look her age (albeit shorter than my near-6'), and the lady turned red and scurried the other way."Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V
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Quoth bhskittykatt View PostNot quite the same, but...once, my friend had taken her kid step-sister to the park. She was sitting on a bench, and a woman came out of nowhere and sat down and started lecturing her about teen pregnancy and how she should be ashamed!
"Umm....he's my brother"....Answers: $1
Correct Answers: $2
Answers that require thought: $5
Dumb looks are still free.
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