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  • #1

    Grow up!

    So, guy comes in talking to himself, brings up two beers. He looks like he's under 30, (closer to 22...) so I ask for his ID.

    Kid: I don't have it...
    Me: (Putting beer on ground by me) Sorry, can't sell without ID man.
    kid: YOU NEED TO GROW UP!!! STOP FOLLOWING RULES!!!

    Starts to walk out. Passing by girl makes a comment on my defense.
    Kid: I HAVE BUGS!!!!
    Girls boyfriend: .... (looks like his going to kick the kids butt), but the kid walks out, threaten to bring alot of bottles for me lateer. He never showed, and if he did, I would have kicked him otu for threaten customers! XD
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  • #2
    Quoth Plaidman View Post
    kid: YOU NEED TO GROW UP!!! STOP FOLLOWING RULES!!!
    So, being grown up means not following the rules? I don't get it. Here I thought being grown up meant being responsible for your actions and following rules...especially when the "rule" is actually a law.
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    • #3
      FOJK, your braincells will thank you if you don't try to figure out the logic of the statement.
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      • #4
        Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
        FOJK, your braincells will thank you if you don't try to figure out the logic of the statement.
        I know and I need to save all the cells I can!
        "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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        • #5
          The bookstore I used to work at had a sidewalk next to it that slanted down. We constantly had people who would try to skateboard down them. We had to tell them not to due to liability issues.

          One night this guy who I'll call the Skateboard lawyer comes in

          SL: Oh you're here...That's great the old guy who works here always hassles us
          Me: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hassle you to, no skateboarding is permitted here
          SL: But you're young (I was 17 at the time) I thought you'd be more understanding. What you think someone's gonna stop by in the next half hour to buy a stupid book
          Me: I'm only following the rules
          SL: What you gonna call the cops on me or somethin'
          Me: Are you gonna make me have to?
          SL: You are so immature I can't believe you


          This guy was in his 20s throwing a tantrum over not being allowed to skateboard and I'm the immature one
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          • #6
            OH NO !!

            You follow rules ?

            HOW DARE YOU ?

            You don't need to pay your bills. You just need to let all the SC's get their own way. Then, when you're sitting in the unemployment line, you will feel good knowing that you are a rebel !!
            Dammit !! ~ Jack Bauer

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            • #7
              You followed the rules... shame on you!!!

              My brain hurts trying to sort out that SC's logic... I mean, what if you had gotten busted for selling to someone underage... You can only hope someone that stupid ends up in a job similar, and gets asked by someone underage to sell them some alcohol or cigarettes etc... And they get busted doing it!

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              • #8
                "I have bugs"?
                Everything I do goes through...

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                • #9
                  Quoth BlakeMP View Post
                  "I have bugs"?
                  If you value your brain cells in the least, you won't even attempt to guess the logic of that statement.
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • #10
                    What kind of a threat is "I have bugs!"? Is it like, he's gonna open his hand and fling a bunch of spiders at her or something? Or by "bugs", does he mean "lice", and he's threatening to rub his hair against her so that she gets lice too? Or is it more of a warning not to have sex with him because, you know...

                    I mean really. "I have bugs"?

                    The mind boggles.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Arachne View Post
                      What kind of a threat is "I have bugs!"? Is it like, he's gonna open his hand and fling a bunch of spiders at her or something? Or by "bugs", does he mean "lice", and he's threatening to rub his hair against her so that she gets lice too? Or is it more of a warning not to have sex with him because, you know...

                      I mean really. "I have bugs"?

                      The mind boggles.

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                      • #12
                        Ahaha. We need an Aneurysm (sp?) smiley....it'll have a horse or something like that, and some guys head exploding....

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