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  • #16
    And I'm going to assume here that you successfully figured out that New Mexico is a state and not a foreign country! Yay! You're special!

    Now how would this work if I wanted the get Gerard Butler, in a kilt, shipped to me?
    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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    • #17
      I hate to dash all your hopes, my fellow CSers, but the sale and shipment of people is verboten on eBay.

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #18
        Can I get in line for David Tennant and Til Lindemann?
        EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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        • #19
          Really?

          You've had requests come in from Afghanistan? Really? Was it a soldier?

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          • #20
            Quoth Betweenshades View Post
            I will ship Liam Neeson to whomever sends me the aforementioned Rory McCann. In a kilt.
            Does anyone know where I can buy a rifle the fires tranquilizer darts?
            The High Priest is an Illusion!

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            • #21
              Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
              I hate to dash all your hopes, my fellow CSers, but the sale and shipment of people is verboten on eBay.
              Ditto souls. And yet, every few years, someone successfully does so. Sad how little they generally get for them, tho...
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #22
                ok....who do i need to kill/miam/sacrifice to get you to ship Sean Connery over here to my place....

                don't want to many nauty things done to him...just wanna listen to him talk as he did in First Knight.
                It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                • #23
                  ETA- I will ship to Scotland if you send me Rory McCann. Just sayin'...
                  If you get him, can I borrow him sometimes? I just want him to call me 'little bird' and act all angry.
                  https://www.facebook.com/authorpatriciacorrell/

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                  • #24
                    Quoth EricKei View Post
                    Ditto souls. And yet, every few years, someone successfully does so. Sad how little they generally get for them, tho...
                    That's because the parties most interested in acquiring them know better than to try to get them through eBay. Silly sellers need to go to where the buyers are.

                    ^-.-^
                    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                    • #25
                      I don't have a tranquilizer gun, but I hear that a really large butterfly net can work...

                      ...now if they have one big enough to handle James Guardino, I'll be all set...

                      (Google him. You know you want to)
                      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Sarlon View Post
                        ok....who do i need to kill/miam/sacrifice to get you to ship Sean Connery over here to my place....

                        don't want to many nauty things done to him...just wanna listen to him talk as he did in First Knight.
                        If all you want to do is listen you should log into my corporate teamspeak when all my brits are in game =)
                        EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth MoonCat View Post
                          ...now if they have one big enough to handle James Guardino, I'll be all set...

                          (Google him. You know you want to)
                          I love the internet!!
                          The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                          • #28
                            I just have to say this thread has be giggling madly. I love this site. *hugs you all*
                            Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
                            Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever

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                            • #29
                              News Flash!

                              Interpol has cracked an International Internet boy toy raiding & trading conspiracy!

                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                              • #30
                                USA - One nation,
                                Under Canada,
                                Over Mexico.
                                Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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