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Welcome! We're all mad here, but you already know that. 
Look, since noone else has seen fit to properly welcome you, I've got, hrm, half a case of beer, a quart of Crown Royal, and I'm pretty sure there's still some cranberry vodka in the freezer. Also, here's some fudge brownies and ice cream, to hold you over until someone gets the grill going.
I had some bacon, but you probably know what happens to bacon around here if you blink.
Look, since noone else has seen fit to properly welcome you, I've got, hrm, half a case of beer, a quart of Crown Royal, and I'm pretty sure there's still some cranberry vodka in the freezer. Also, here's some fudge brownies and ice cream, to hold you over until someone gets the grill going.
I had some bacon, but you probably know what happens to bacon around here if you blink.
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