This is what I don't understand about California. We have ten thousand flavors of ice cream. There are fabulous flavors of gelato all over. But I CANNOT get Butterscotch ice cream. Anywhere. In the whole state, that I've seen. It simply does not exist and I haven't had it since I left New England.
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She could be like the *second* wife and not the mother of the kids, who were already grown up and out of the house ...EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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Quoth Andara Bledin View PostYou take credit card numbers. Those bitches be 16 digits. Phone numbers ain't got nothin' on you.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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Wishing that I too had some manner of comedic merriment to make me giggle so.
...Okay
It is 4am and there are two guys making out on the stairs in front of our security camera. Because hey, who can possibly resist the romantic allure of an unmarked office building? I know it sets my heart a flutter just thinking about it.You missed a good opportunity for some possible blackmail there...
What?
SC: “I just wanted to say I lived in Vancouver for 10 years without a problem. Then I moved to <building> and what a sham! I’m just disgusted with the treatment. <click>”
Alright then. Congratulations. You have just passed along your opinion, without a shred of context or information, to a person who can do absolutely nothing with it and will promptly forget it within 24 hours. So, Bravo! Pat yourself on the back. You aren’t going to take it anymore and you’ve made your voice heard! Yes, truly you have stuck it to the Man™ and shown him he can’t just walk all over you anymore. Yep, from this point onward things are gonna change around here.
Also, we don't even manage that building.OMG....what an idiot....I love it...Can't you just see him afterward: "I sure told them!"
Yummm...Butterscotch ice cream...We've got that here...Now I want some...When you start at zero, everything's progress.
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Quoth Mr Hero View PostUnless it's American Express. But that's just a freak card.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth sevendaysky View PostI am deaf, and my two siblings and parents are not. Everyone but my dad is at least conversant in sign language. My dad has finally, after 27 years, started using the alphabet and numbers and a few basic signs - but yeah, I grew up with one parent that I could not communicate with. I have always resented him for his refusal to learn.
I hope he continues to learn sign language so the two of you can start to have a real relationship, without an interpreter.
If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com
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Quoth MoonCat View PostDon't you read your own posts??
Then again, I think I would harden up a bit too if I were in his shoes, and realized that the average caller really IS Just. That. Stupid."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “ARE. YOU. READY?!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGK00...tailpage#t=49s
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post…Really? You’re calling around 2am asking about employment? That doesn’t strike you as just a tad odd or inappropriate?
Needless to say, she is not currently employed at said establishment.
*There are notable exceptions to this rule. I applied at one local bar a few years ago, and a friend who worked there told me that when the owner interviewed me, he would offer me a drink, and refusal was considered to be a personal offense to the owner. So, while I was decked out in a shirt and tie, when the guy said, "What are you drinking?" I was prepared, and casually said, "I'll have a Corona, no fruit, thank you very much." There are times you have to violate certain rules, after all.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostBut I should stress, yet again, that we're not that kind of call centre.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYou know, there is a reason it’s called a fire “alarm” and not a fire “suggestion”.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostHowever, his absurd amount of delectable frozen treats proved to be his undoing as the apparently overwhelming cold of a bunch of buckets of ice cream quickly defeated him. Which led to a comical cycle where he’d put the ice cream down due to it being too cold for him to hold. Then immediately pick it up again a few moments later after releasing he couldn’t live without clutching his delicious frozen treasures to his chest.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWhilst I sit here envious and totally mirthless. Wishing that I too had some manner of comedic merriment to make me giggle so.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI realize that you and callers like you do have quite a bit of trouble grasping simple concepts such as basic math, economics, sentence structure and responsible drinking.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI must be a fucking wizard!
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “ARE. YOU. READY?!"
Sorry. Back to your musings.....
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: “Well, we’re here 24/7.”
SC: “So am I!”
Wait, what? You…..are? …..are you in the office with me? Where are you?! Show yourself!
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostAnyway, this woman calls and asks for a sign language interpreter.
She needs one to talk to her own children, so that she can tell them their father passed away.
Of course, if she's this stupid and lazy, chances are good that she doesn't know how to write...and if her children have inherited any of her intelligence or ambition, they can't read, either.
You would think they might be able to read LIPS, though.
I mean, seriously woman? The more I think about this, the more I wonder if you're one of those people who, upon seeing the bathroom sign that says "employees must wash hands," waits for an employee to come wash your hands. Or one of those people who, upon seeing a sign that says, "Disneyland Left," turns the car around and drives back home, crying the whole way.
Quoth ShootMePlease View PostFor some reason, I want some Butterscotch ice cream.
Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View PostWenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Quoth manybellsdown View PostThis is what I don't understand about California. We have ten thousand flavors of ice cream. There are fabulous flavors of gelato all over. But I CANNOT get Butterscotch ice cream. Anywhere. In the whole state, that I've seen. It simply does not exist and I haven't had it since I left New England.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View PostSomeone translated the "Funniest Joke in the World" from German to English ...
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?" "Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"Quoth Jester View PostOkay, I don't get it.Even if I did not own the series on DVD, and I actually had no clue what he was talking about, that would have been a reasonable guess ^_^
And don't worry, the Joke is mostly gibberish in German, too"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Bingo. It was a skit from the TV series, where the world's funniest joke (a joke so funny that the person who wrote and all those who read or heard it died laughing) was discovered, safely translated into German and used against the Nazis in WW2.
The German's tried to counter with a joke of their own, but their sense of humour missed the mark...
"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted... peanut...""Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021
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