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Another favorite experience from your favorite kiddy water park. Enjoy.
Me:
CW: Co-worker
SC: your favorite kiddy water park's SC of the year (has a dog in his shirt)
SCD1: Adult daughter of SC, who is apologetic for her dad's behavior
SCD2: Another adult daughter of SC, also apologetic for her dad's behavior
Me: Hello sir, how are you doing today? (I saw a dog sticking his head outside of the SC's shirt. And my first thought was "What is this guy thinking? What if the dog would do its "business" in the water?"
SC: I'm doing alright.
Me: Do you live in our area? (To receive a discount)
SC: I live in *gives town name* (which is around *a good distance* away from the area boundary)
Me: That is out of the area, so it will be *says price*.
SC: I live in *town name*! That is in the area! I should only pay *the discounted rate*!
Me: Sir, it is at least *a good distance* away from the area boundary.
SC: Whatever!
Me: That will be *out of area price*. And we do not allow any dogs in the water park. (It is a chihuahua and the guy rode to the park with it on a motorcycle, so there is no way that the guy could be blind and that the dog could qualify to be a seeing eye dog.)
SC: That's bullsh*t! It said on your website that you allow dogs!
Me: *trying not to laugh* It definitely does not say that on the website sir.
SC: I'm bringing it in anyway! And can you hold my motorcycle helmet?
Me: I am not allowed to hold anything for you sir.
SC: *storms off into the park*
CW: I need to check your bag sir, and you cannot bring your dog in here.
SC: Why you gotta do that? It's not like I have any guns in here or anything!
CW: I need to check your bag before you enter the park. *checks bag, finds a lot of cold drinks* Sir, we do not allow any outside food or drinks in here.
SC: I can't bring my dog in here and I can bring my ice chest full of *drinks* in here?!? This is bullsh*t! F**k this place! I want my f*****g money back! Hey *daughter's name*, I'm going to go swim at the apartment!
SC:*approaches me* Hey dude! I want my *money* back! (Which I found that to be very rude.)
Me: *gives refund* Have a great day sir!
Then I make a handwritten sign saying no pets.
SCD1: I have to apologize for my dad's behavior, he tries to do this all of the time. I'm disgraced that he is my father sometimes.
Me: It's okay, it's not your fault. Just don't bring him back.
SCD1: *Laughs* I don't blame you.
Me:
Around 15 minutes later....
SCD2: *entering the park, laughing* I bet that sign was made recently.
Me: What makes you think that?
SCD2: Well I just got a phone call from my sister saying what an a** our dad acted like around 15 minutes ago. Sorry if he was too much to handle. He tries to bring the dog everywhere he goes. It's common sense that you cannot bring a dog into public places like this. *Laughs*
Me: *Laughing*
Me:
CW: Co-worker
SC: your favorite kiddy water park's SC of the year (has a dog in his shirt)
SCD1: Adult daughter of SC, who is apologetic for her dad's behavior
SCD2: Another adult daughter of SC, also apologetic for her dad's behavior
Me: Hello sir, how are you doing today? (I saw a dog sticking his head outside of the SC's shirt. And my first thought was "What is this guy thinking? What if the dog would do its "business" in the water?"
SC: I'm doing alright.
Me: Do you live in our area? (To receive a discount)
SC: I live in *gives town name* (which is around *a good distance* away from the area boundary)
Me: That is out of the area, so it will be *says price*.
SC: I live in *town name*! That is in the area! I should only pay *the discounted rate*!
Me: Sir, it is at least *a good distance* away from the area boundary.
SC: Whatever!
Me: That will be *out of area price*. And we do not allow any dogs in the water park. (It is a chihuahua and the guy rode to the park with it on a motorcycle, so there is no way that the guy could be blind and that the dog could qualify to be a seeing eye dog.)
SC: That's bullsh*t! It said on your website that you allow dogs!
Me: *trying not to laugh* It definitely does not say that on the website sir.
SC: I'm bringing it in anyway! And can you hold my motorcycle helmet?
Me: I am not allowed to hold anything for you sir.
SC: *storms off into the park*
CW: I need to check your bag sir, and you cannot bring your dog in here.
SC: Why you gotta do that? It's not like I have any guns in here or anything!
CW: I need to check your bag before you enter the park. *checks bag, finds a lot of cold drinks* Sir, we do not allow any outside food or drinks in here.
SC: I can't bring my dog in here and I can bring my ice chest full of *drinks* in here?!? This is bullsh*t! F**k this place! I want my f*****g money back! Hey *daughter's name*, I'm going to go swim at the apartment!
SC:*approaches me* Hey dude! I want my *money* back! (Which I found that to be very rude.)
Me: *gives refund* Have a great day sir!
Then I make a handwritten sign saying no pets.
SCD1: I have to apologize for my dad's behavior, he tries to do this all of the time. I'm disgraced that he is my father sometimes.
Me: It's okay, it's not your fault. Just don't bring him back.
SCD1: *Laughs* I don't blame you.
Me:
Around 15 minutes later....
SCD2: *entering the park, laughing* I bet that sign was made recently.
Me: What makes you think that?
SCD2: Well I just got a phone call from my sister saying what an a** our dad acted like around 15 minutes ago. Sorry if he was too much to handle. He tries to bring the dog everywhere he goes. It's common sense that you cannot bring a dog into public places like this. *Laughs*
Me:
*Laughing*
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