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  • Trouble at the Boob Emporium.

    I now work at Bras Galore!, which sells bras, underwear, night clothes, stockings, and so on. It is not really called Bras Galore!, but I wish it was.

    We normally have a few odd people, but by and large, they're fine. Today, we had a few that were more troublesome.

    Family number one consisted of the father, who had tattoos on his neck, his jeans belted below his ass, and a hat on at an angle. The mother was pregnant, but chose to wear a crop top, to display to the world that she was expecting. The youngest daughter was spouting a stream of conciousness monologue, which consisted mostly of "I'M SPINNING, I'M SPINNING! MUM, LOOK, BRAS! MUM, I'M GOING OVER HERE! I'M SPINNING, THAT LADY'S FAT!" all at the top of her voice.

    Needless to say, neither parent did anything. The older daughter looked to be around thirteen. She picked up one of the night dresses, and then trouble started.

    Daughter: Can I have this?
    Mother: No.
    Daughter: (throwing item to the floor, grabbing others to also throw on the floor and stamp over) You never let me have anything! I hate you! I haven't eaten in THREE DAYS! (waves Subway bag over head, storms to other side of the store, starts shouting at other customers) They never feed me! I hate being a model, I never get to have food! I have NO MONEY, and she won't buy me ANYTHING!

    She eventually ran out of the store. Mother and father remained to pay for their purchases, and to talk about the child they are expecting. Crime Scene Scarf is deployed to clean up the wave of destruction.

  • #2
    Wow. Just... wow.

    Awesome title, by the way!
    "Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv

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    • #3
      My brain just died a little. Model? No money? Subway bag?
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        OK that was weird.
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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        • #5
          I um...

          Fuck it. I have nothing. My brain literally short circuited reading that. Maybe someone was pulling a massive prank on you? I really...have no idea...WTF just happened there otherwise...
          "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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          • #6
            I'm glad I wasn't there, I would have said something inappropriate, hinting at her mothers morals and how the world really works and that as a model she would need to work on laying on her back or find a real skill.
            I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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            • #7
              One of the customers I was with at the time pretty much said "she can't be a model. She's crazy. Is she here all the time?" in a very sympathetic tone.

              I love people who agree with me.

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              • #8
                Awww, I was kinda hoping the daughter did some damage so the parents would have to pay for what she stomped on

                Wonder if she was really a model or just wished she was and wanted to shame her parents into buying her stuff.
                "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                • #9
                  Quoth Crime Scene Scarf View Post
                  One of the customers I was with at the time pretty much said "she can't be a model. She's crazy. Is she here all the time?" in a very sympathetic tone.

                  I love people who agree with me.

                  Having met a few models? Some of them are, indeed, that batsh1t crazy.

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                  • #10
                    sometimes i wish i owned my own store and could say exactly what i wanted to rude people/customers

                    for that girl i might have gone up to her and said "wow, youre a model!!! sorry. i didnt realise. i thought models were supposed to be pretty?"
                    and then walked away

                    but then i do like to be vindictive to people like that (the ones who yell about people being fat)

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Redbeard View Post
                      Having met a few models? Some of them are, indeed, that batsh1t crazy.
                      I think they were all separate comments, as this girl was certainly not model material (not being rude. I'm not, either.), she was acting insane, and she hoped I didn't have to deal with this person regularly.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth underemployeed View Post
                        as a model she would need to work on laying on her back or find a real skill.
                        She could always combine the two... You know, uh, "testing shock absorbers on Buicks." Yeah, that's it
                        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                        • #13
                          Possible the 13 year old could have been telling the truth, of a sort. Whether or not she is actually getting paid as a model, whether or not she has the looks to become a model, her parents could be trying to get her into modeling and forcing a diet on her because of it. Which makes me feel bad for her since I don't think kids who aren't into an activity should be forced into it.

                          Actually I feel bad for her anyway. Sounds like she did a huge cry for attention and showed major discipline issues and parents ignored it rather than doing anything about it. Better than giving into her demands and spoiling her, but lack of discipline is still not a good thing for the kids involved.

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                          • #14
                            Does the term "I want to Slap her silly" mean anything to you, cos it does to me.

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                            • #15
                              I dunno, I was kinda thinking maybe they were treating a teenage tantrum the way you'd treat a toddler tantrum... And they did have another little kid with them, didn't they? ... Or am I giving them too much benefit of the doubt?
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