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Quoth Bright_Star
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*waves hand in air* 'This is not the establishment you are looking for.'
'Luck, you are Awesome and Full of Win' ~ Jay 2K Winger
'Lets be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed' ~ Mark Twain -
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
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"Why don't you make them at home next time and find out?"Quoth Kisa View Post"Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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For the lady wanting a pizza after you said it was closed, you should have said, "ok, that'll be ready TOMORROW when you come back in TOMORROW and place the order again TOMORROW.. TOMORROW...
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TOMORROW.Comment
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What, you think you're some kind of Jedi or something?Quoth LuckIsOnMySide View Post*waves hand in air* 'This is not the establishment you are looking for.'PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Why were you all by your lonesome? That's totally not safe! There should've been at least one other person there.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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*nods* I've worked a gas station job alone, and I am a big guy. Even I had times I was worried/nervous. Working alone is NOT fun.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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'Luck, you are Awesome and Full of Win' ~ Jay 2K Winger
'Lets be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed' ~ Mark TwainComment
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"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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Quoth taxguykarl View Post
OMG, as soon as I saw that link in your reply I *knew* what the video was going to be! Thanks for that, it really took me back 
Can't help wondering if Monty Python's "Spam" sketch inspired that cartoon at all...
"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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Exactly! You'd never have to worry about sucky customers again, as none of them possess the brain power to resist a Jedi Mind TrickQuoth EricKei View PostLarge tip, you wish to leave.
Order only things on menu, you will, yeeessss.
Complain about prices, you will not.
Ask for sauce if you want it, or else, you will.
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'Luck, you are Awesome and Full of Win' ~ Jay 2K Winger
'Lets be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed' ~ Mark TwainComment
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I ment I was working on the food line aloneQuoth XCashier View Post Why were you all by your lonesome? That's totally not safe! There should've been at least one other person there.
One person was on drive thru alone, 2 people on the other line, oe person up front, one cleaning and me on inside line all alone.
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Dumb looks are still free.Comment
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Downside--Quoth LuckIsOnMySide View PostExactly! You'd never have to worry about sucky customers again, as none of them possess the brain power to resist a Jedi Mind Trick.
They may also be too stupid to trick.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Seriously Kisa, I don't know how you do it, just reading about your customers hurts my brain!Comment
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I guess we should call it the Jedi Mindless Trick when it's used on SC's...Quoth LuckIsOnMySide View Postnone of them possess the brain power to resist a Jedi Mind Trick.
...That or Empty Skull Trick"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
I wish, my life would be so much easier then... *sigh* 
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