Perverted SC's and Wack Jobs (SOOOOOOO NSFW)

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

Hell, I had once contemplated statting out a bra of holding for D&D but... now.. I don't feel well after reading that.

I think, in this case, it was more like a portable hole

[Shalom]

Pfft. I can do you one better. The people I regularly game with have a running joke about an old character that actually had cleavage of holding

Did she have horns and a tiger-striped bikini?

[TowelKing]

Ugh. I've heard of that area referred to as a "moneybox" before, but never literally.

Been awhile since I needed the

I really think for certain scenarios we should upgrade from brain bleach to muratic acid...much more suitable in times like this

[XCashier]

Makes you wish you could put up a sign in front of your establishment:

ATTENTION PATRONS
You must have
THIS MUCH CLASS--->
before entering
this establishment.
All creeps, pervs,
imbeciles and
general assholes
are cordially invited
to eat at home.
Thank you,
The Management

[dalesys]

Makes you wish you could put up a sign in front of your establishment:...

They'd read it with a phony Japanese accent as "... THIS MUCH CRASS ..."

[Gizmo]

I had a bra that had pockets, sorta - it was so you could put in or remove additional padding (which I DO NOT need) so it was very convenient to put my ID and cash on one side, my bff's ID and cash on the other side - it was the lighter/inhaler/pk of cigs that were also in my cleavage that really threw people....

I've done that with a train ticket when I didn't have any pockets. I put it under my top just under the edge of the bra to keep it from escaping. Of course that was the day they DID ask to inspect the ticket. /facepalm.

[laborcat]

Note to self: Next time I go to Taco Bell, make sure I don't get any change back. Yuck. Sorry, Kisa, that was just totally wrong, wrong, wrong. You sure get some strange ones.

[Rebel1012]

I've considered sewing pockets into my bras specifically for a kind of 'traveller's wallet' effect. But after having read so many stories of sweaty money here, I think I'd have to make them lined pockets.

As in, lined with waterproof fabrics.

I work in dirty/wet environments and i keep stuff i dont want wet in a waterproof pack in my pocket...i find the area underneath seems to sweat alot more and tends to rub alot as the fabric moves. so not sure i would recommend it for your sensitive areas if it can cause a nice sweat rash on my leg....just saying

[Seshat]

I wonder how a 'layer cake' would work:

Surface fabric
Lined pocket
Sweat-wicking fabric
Skin


Might be worth a try when I wear out one of my sweat-wicking garments. Use the parts that are still good for the experiment.

[Becks]

SC: Last night, when my boyfriend was licking my kitty, it like totally shead in his mouth and we had to stop! It, like totally sucked!

Oh, my damn.

That's just...

There are things in my life I wasn't meant to hear and that's one of them.

[EmiOfBrie]

Here, Kisa... here's some Extra Strength Braino brand brain bleach! *hand over*

Today's extra strength bulls--- needs Extra Strength Braino!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Here, Kisa... here's some Extra Strength Braino brand brain bleach! *hand over*

Today's extra strength bulls--- needs Extra Strength Braino!!

There's not enough Braino in the world to erase that image out of my head . . . EWWWWWWWWWW.

[tropicsgoddess]

It's one thing for females to keep money in the bra, but to keep it in their cooch?!!! That's just NASTY!!! Those idiots are sadly mistaken to think that any woman would crawl to them acting like creepy jackasses!

[mikoyan29]

Wow....Now I think I can get rid of my internet...I've heard it all.

[Mer-Mer]

I really can't believe that someone would do that...That's so disgusting! I am really sorry for you. As for the bra monies, I've had someone hand me money out of a bra that was really damp. I basically threw it into the drawer and gave her the change, watching really closely what she was doing with it. I figured it would be really awkward to put change in your bra.