How Kisa Got a Migraine....Thanks SC's...

[Kisa]

Ugh I hate being on drive-thru... I wish I could just stay in back. Less SC's to deal with. Anyway, here's some recent ones. Sadly, these all happened in one day :/

That's not a size...

This has been happening quite often lately. It's like they are getting together behind my back and planning their next phrase of stupidity and suck. This weeks phrase seems to be "extra diet".

SC: I want ____, ______, ___, _____, an extra diet, and ____.

First, we have more than one diet pop. "Diet" isn't specific enough. Second, I need to know a size. "Extra" is not a size, unless it has the word "large" following it.

Me: Diet Pepsi or Diet Mountain Dew?
SC: Diet Pepsi.
Me: What size?
SC: Extra.
Me: What SIZE?
SC: Extra.
Me: Nonono...what SIZE?
SC: Extra.
Me: WHAT. SIIIIZZEEEE??? Small, medium, large, extra large???
SC: Extra.
Me: Extra LAAARRRGGGEE????
SC: No. Medium.
Me:

Previous Phrases

We used to have 2 types of Pina Colada Frutista flavors. Pina Colada and Strawberry Colada. The Pina Colada was Pina Colada Frutista with a lime wedge. The Strawberry Colada was half Pina Colada and half Strawberry Frutista with strawberry topping. Just looking at the pictures, it's quite obvious that the Strawberry Colada was half and half. Recently, we sold out of the last of our Pina Colada mix because of how busy my Taco Bell is. To show this, we put a nice, big "SOLD OUT" sticker over the Colada items. This happens often as well....

SC: You're sold out of all the frutistas?
Me: No, we still have the Mango and the Strawberry. We are sold out of the Pina Colada.
SC: Ohhhh ok. So you have the Strawberry Colada?
Me: No. We are sold out.
SC: You said you sold out of the Pina Colada. I want STRAWBERRY Colada.
Me: Strawberry Colada is Strawberry mixed with Pina Colada. We don't have the Pina Colada for the Strawberry Colada.
SC: ........Oh........

An Odd Occurrance

A car of obnoxious teens came through the drive thru and had a long-ish order. We were busy enough to begin with with a line of 15 cars, bumper to bumper in the parking lot.

Annoying Punk: I wanna buy a taco for the car behind me. How do I do that?
Me: Well, you can get out and give them $1.05.
AP: Nonono I don't wanna do that.
Me: Ok, well you can buy the taco and give it to them later.
AP: No! NONONO! I don't wanna do that!!
Me: Ok. Then how about you pay, we keep the one taco and give it to the car behind you?
AP: Yeah, sure. I guess that works.

So, they pull up, pay, the cashier confirms that the one hard taco goes to the car directly behind them, they get their food and they leave. Naturally, they are irritating throughout the duration of the transaction.

Here's the kicker: I expected the car of teen boys to be buying food for a pretty girl behind them as a tool to win her over. However, when the next car pulled up, I could clearly identify a man in the drivers seat. He was the only person in the car. He looked about 45, severely balding with at least 3 chins, a pot belly sticking out through a half-buttoned shirt and a sour look on his face that said "I didn't drink enough beers to reach my happy point".

It was awkward to watch my coworker explain to the man why he was getting an extra taco.

Guy: I don't know that kid...
CW: Oh ok...did you still want it?
Guy: Uhhh....no? I have no clue who they are.
CW: Oh...ummm...ok then. Ahaha sorry about that.

We put the taco to the side and forgot about it.

Make-out Park(?)

A couple got food, then pulled into a parking spot. I assumed it was because they wanted to check to make sure their order was all present and correct. 15 minutes later, the car was still there. I assumed they were eating. 30 minutes later, the car was in the same place. I assumed they were eating and talking. 45 minutes later, the car hasn't moved. I saw shadows moving, clearly identifying the couple making out. Cheap date, eh? Buy $5 worth of food, share a drink, park in clear view of all my lovely drunk customers and put on a show!

An Odd Occurrance: The Sequal

Yet another car of irritating teens come through. They order 2 crunchwraps and 2 orders of nachos. They pay, after being incredibly obnoxious, and then say they need fire sauce. I give them fire sauce. Then they say I forgot fire sauce and a taco.

Me: I just gave you fire sauce and you never ordered a taco.
ST: No you didn't and yes I did.
Me: *gives more fire sauce* There. You have sauce.
ST: And the taco?
Me: *looks at the screen* You paid for 2 crunchwraps and 2 nachos. That's it.
ST: AND a TACO.
Me: Care to check your reciept?
ST: ......uhhhhhh........
Me: Give me $1.05 and I will give you a taco.
ST: F*ck that... *leaves*

As he was driving away, I thought to myself, "I wonder if they were the people that one kid was buying the taco for". If they were, it was stupid to say they were directly behind you without checking. Also, the second car came through 40 minutes after the first car left. By then, the taco was cold, old and not fit to be sold.

Woof

Me: Hi, how ar-
SC: WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Me: .........ok.....go ahead when yo-
SC: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
Me: when your ready.
SC: TACO! HARD! BURRITO! BEAN! PEPSI! MEDIUM!
Me: That it?
SC: YES!
Me: Ok. Your tot-
SC: WOOF!
Me: Your tota-
SC: WOOF!
Me: TOTAL IS $x.xx!!!
SC: ARRWOOF! RUFFRUFF! ARF! AWOOOOOO!!!!
Me:

Making My Job Harder One Customer at a Time

Me: Hi how are you!
SC: *distict and all to farmiliar sound of an SC making no attempt to talk over his/her shitty and loud car*
Me: What was that?
SC: *more of the same*
Me: Mam, can you please shut off your car?!!!
SC: *I think she said "no"*
Me: ......*sigh*
SC: *sound persists*

This continues until I finally manage to get her order. 6 minutes for a 5 item order.....

Seriously???

My coworker, Megan, is 19, 5'0" and is 7 1/2 months pregnant. She looks her age and, because of her size, is quite obviously pregnant. There is no way she could possibly be mistaken for a fat girl.

SC: Hey! *slurring* Do ya know where I gan get shom liquor at this time a night?
Megan: Well, im 19 and 7 months pregnant, so, no. No I don't.
SC: WAHT?! Thash rediculus! You should know where I kin buy booze! How kin I party now!
Megan:

Wait...what?

SC: I want a taco bell supreme.
Me: Sorry?
SC: A taco bell supreme.
Me: A taco supreme?
SC: No. A taco bell supreme.
Me: We have no menu item by that name. Did you mean a taco supreme, a nacho supreme, a nacho bellgrande?
SC: OH FOR-!!! A TACO SUPREME!!!

Then why not just say that??

[BrightEyedKitty]

Me: No, we still have the Mango and the Strawberry. We are sold out of the Pina Colada.
SC: Ohhhh ok. So you have the Strawberry Colada?
Me: No. We are sold out.
SC: You said you sold out of the Pina Colada. I want STRAWBERRY Colada.
Me: Strawberry Colada is Strawberry mixed with Pina Colada. We don't have the Pina Colada for the Strawberry Colada.
SC: ........Oh........

To be fair, I can see where the customer got confused here. You had 2 products, pina colada and strawberry colada. If you told me you were out of the pina colada, I would think asking about the strawberry colada would be a fair question. I have no way of knowing exactly what goes into either or what ingredient you're out of--even though to you it's obvious looking at the pictures. (Of course, since you mentioned both items were labeled "sold out", well, then, that was just them not paying attention...)

So, they pull up, pay, the cashier confirms that the one hard taco goes to the car directly behind them, they get their food and they leave. Naturally, they are irritating throughout the duration of the transaction.

My first thought was maybe it was one of those random nice things someone will occasionally do for someone, but...if they were acting obnoxious... Either way, I'd have taken the free taco.

[Mr Hero]

Make-out Park(?)

A couple got food, then pulled into a parking spot. I assumed it was because they wanted to check to make sure their order was all present and correct. 15 minutes later, the car was still there. I assumed they were eating. 30 minutes later, the car was in the same place. I assumed they were eating and talking. 45 minutes later, the car hasn't moved. I saw shadows moving, clearly identifying the couple making out. Cheap date, eh? Buy $5 worth of food, share a drink, park in clear view of all my lovely drunk customers and put on a show!

This is just a guess, but I'm assuming that the man certainly did a lot of eating, even 45 minutes later.

[BrightEyedKitty]

That...was so...wrong.

[Food Lady]

Taco Bell supreme

Taco Bell in Beverly Hills?

[Eisa]

Yeah, on the colada one, I can see getting a little confused by that...'cause I probably would think the same thing.

The taco thing is...odd.

[Mr Hero]

There are Taco Bells, and then there are Taco Bell supremes. The only Taco Bell supreme that exists is the one Kisa works at.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

There are Taco Bells, and then there are Taco Bell supremes. The only Taco Bell supreme that exists is the one Kisa works at.

Apparently!
I hope the funk-headache-thing is gone by now, Keese.

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

SC: Extra.
Me: Extra LAAARRRGGGEE????
SC: No. Medium.

Extra medium. OF COURSE. So average that you could use it to measure any other drink.

Me: ... We are sold out of the Pina Colada.
SC: Ohhhh ok. So you have the Strawberry Colada?
Me: No. We are sold out.
SC: You said you sold out of the Pina Colada. I want STRAWBERRY Colada.

Admittedly that CAN be a little confusing. At least without seeing the picture you mentioned.

However, when the next car pulled up, I could clearly identify a man in the drivers seat. He was the only person in the car. He looked about 45, severely balding with at least 3 chins, a pot belly sticking out through a half-buttoned shirt and a sour look on his face that said "I didn't drink enough beers to reach my happy point".
...
CW: Oh ok...did you still want it?
Guy: Uhhh....no? I have no clue who they are.

WHAT? Not a proper fat man. No-no. I'd have taken it Not that those guys had handed it straight to him and thus maybe spit on it or whatever, right?

[mikoyan29]

I can understand people getting confused about sizes. Back in my day, we had small, medium and large. At McDonald's it because regular, medium and large or something like that. then somewhere, some places started getting rid of their small sizes and just having medium, large and extra large. Then you've got Starbucks with their grande, vente and whatever. However in none of those do you have a drink that is just called "extra".

Now about the free taco...did the guy think it was spit in or something?

As for the liquor guy...sounded like he didn't need more?

[tropicsgoddess]

That woofing SC could've used some training for sure...How about a "sit boy!"

[XCashier]

That woofing SC could've used some training for sure...How about a "sit boy!"

I think a whack across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper would've driven the point home better.

Seriously, What was that all about? Hey asshole, do you want your food or not? You do? Then stop being an asshole!!!

[EricKei]

At McDonald's it because regular, medium and large or something like that. then somewhere, some places started getting rid of their small sizes and just having medium, large and extra large.

And now they just charge a buck for a large soft drink -- making the other sizes pointless to even carry -- but they carry them and have pricing for them (above one dollar) just the same. For coffee/juice I can understand, as those are smaller cups at higher prices anyway.

[Squeaksmyalias]

I think a whack across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper would've driven the point home better.

All I can picture is the guy pulling up, rolling down his window with a stupid I'm so funny grin on his face, then once he reaches out to get his food Kisa leans out and whacks him hard on the nose with the newspaper.

[Mikkel]

All I can picture is the guy pulling up, rolling down his window with a stupid I'm so funny grin on his face, then once he reaches out to get his food Kisa leans out and whacks him hard on the nose with the newspaper.

I didn't, but now I can't get the image out of my mind .