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  • Wherein I am to be a mind reader and get to use an awesome movie quote

    At the cable company for which I work, if you have multiple services you get a discount. This is important to remember.

    So, the SC calls in, is a bit brusque but not in the SC range. YET. He wants to increase the speed of his internet, which I cheerfully tell him will be a total of $X for the increase. He's happy with this, and agrees. At this point, he then tells me that he wants to remove his television services, at which point I the conversation begins to turn

    Me: Okay, now with taking off the TV, that means you lose your bundled discount, and so the new price will be $Y.
    SC: WHAT?!?! You can't do that! you told me a price and it's going to be that price!!!one11!
    Me: I'm sorry sir, but that is the price of the internet as a stand alone product.
    SC: Don't you lie to me, you lied to me and I'm not taking that. you told me that the price will be $X and it's GOING to be x!
    Me: Again, sir, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, however
    SC: NO! there is no misunderstanding, you're a liar and a bait and switcher! I'm going to pay $X and that's IT!
    Me: Sir, if you only pay X then you will incur late fees and after a while your service will be shut off for the unpaid portions.

    Now, rinse and repeat this conversation, those words above for 10 minutes solid, the SC working himself into more of a frenzy with each minute. This was late during the evening and so our normal escalations dept wasn't available (Although they'd tell him the same thing)

    SC: Now you told me one price and I'm going to get it, you bait and switcher!
    Me: Sir with respect, I can not be expected to read your mind and give you answers for something you haven't asked me yet. I gave you a price, and THEN you changed the parameters of the situation.
    SC: I don't care!! BAIT AND SWITCHER!!!! blargety!!!
    Me: You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    SC : I want a supervisor!
    Me: As I explained, sir, none is available, seeing as how this is 10:00 on a Sunday. If you like I can have one call you back.
    SC: FINE!!!!eleventyone!!1!!

    Guy them slams his phone down.

    The best part? An escalations supe called him back, he refused to answer, so they left him a message telling him the prices and that the call had been reviewed and I acted 100% within company policy and proper disclosure and NO he's not going to get a discount for the service rate.

    Sometimes they get what they earn, and management DOESN'T bow down to a jackhole asshat! WOO!

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    Me: You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    Inconceivable!!!!
    "You're perfect yes it's true, but without meeeee you're only you!"

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    • #3
      SC: 0 Redbeard: 1. Can't always get what you want!
      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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      • #4
        ... but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need!
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #5
          I went down on the phone-in station, to get my fair share of abuse ...
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            It seems to me that the SC was the one trying to pull a bait and switch.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #7
              You seem a decent fellow... it would be a shame to kill you.

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              • #8
                Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                It seems to me that the SC was the one trying to pull a bait and switch.
                Exactly. It's like if I went to a McDonnalds, asked for a cheeseburger, and after they told me the price, I changed my order to include another few items, and went ape-shit because now the price was more.

                God, where is that clue bat when you need it?
                Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
                Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
                Fiancee: What?!
                Me: Nevermind.

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                • #9
                  rofl. Thats excellent.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth An Haddock View Post
                    You seem a decent fellow... it would be a shame to kill you.
                    I love you so much right now

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Redbeard View Post
                      Me: You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
                      Superb! Bonus points if you said it with the accent.

                      And hooray for managers who don't back down!
                      "Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv

                      "This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper

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                      • #12
                        Quoth An Haddock View Post
                        You seem a decent fellow... it would be a shame to kill you.
                        You seem a decent fellow--I hate to die.
                        "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                        "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                        Amayis is my wifey

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                        • #13
                          Quoth thehuckster View Post
                          Exactly. It's like if I went to a McDonnalds, asked for a cheeseburger, and after they told me the price, I changed my order to include another few items, and went ape-shit because now the price was more.

                          God, where is that clue bat when you need it?
                          That hasn't happened to you yet?

                          Happened to me at Hardee;s and Hut of Pizza all the time.
                          I have a map of the world. It's actual size.

                          -- Steven Wright

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Redbeard View Post
                            SC : I want a supervisor!
                            As you wish.


                            Does he really think that you could've known that he wanted to take something off and the price would stay the same?
                            Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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                            • #15
                              Nah. Again, it goes back to those "how to get things for free" blogs where people are encouraged to act like complete and utter jackholes and then demand a supervisor to get what they want.
                              In this guys case it was also the fact that I wasn't letting him bully me into saying that I was in the wrong.
                              And the fact that he seems to be a plain, cut and dried asshat.

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