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    There is this one guy I kind of hate. One cw says he's not as bad as other wack-jobs who call us; this guy is polite and not creepy. True, but he is such a waste of time.

    He asks question about Star Trek (like if Picard's Enterprise was a Constitution Class) or about Mars (who would own Mars if anyone lands on it).

    He seems to be lonely, or else his family doesn't want to deal with him, and so being lonely he watches tv, and seeing something tv, he finds a topic to talk to someone about. He calls us-I wish he would have someone else to talk to.

    Today he said on the news there was an earthquake in Virgina, and he saw that there was a crack in the white house and "the building with the dome and the building that's like a circle." I look, dont' see anything about it. He wants to know who would repair cracks in those buildings.

    The coup de grace question, though, was last week. He wanted to know how many women were impregnated by aliens. Since his previous question was about how many people were visited by aliens, not illigal aliens, safe to say he means ET or those owl dudes from the 4th kind.

    I go play a game on facebook, then look up in google; google gave me pages about a woman in Italy who claimed to have aborted an alien fetus.

    So I get back on the phone and tell him I could not find a reputable source to give me the answer. He wasn't happy but he wasn't being an ass about it.

    Why can't these bored/crazy people leave us alone?
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    For the record, there was an earthquake in Virginia, which could be felt up here in RI, so he's not 100% crazy.

    But, while the Washington DC buildings were evacuated, there were no cracks left in them.
    Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
    Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
    Fiancee: What?!
    Me: Nevermind.

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    • #3
      Quoth thehuckster View Post
      For the record, there was an earthquake in Virginia, which could be felt up here in RI, so he's not 100% crazy.
      Yeah. I just had to explain to my wife why her freinds working in a high rise building in Boston built on land reclaimed from Boston harbor were able to feel the earthquake when she, in our two story house on a granite ledge, couldn't.
      You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

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      • #4
        Because

        Quoth depechemodefan View Post
        Why can't these bored/crazy people leave us alone?
        Because you can type a question in Google. They can't because "Oh my God! It is a computer and it will blow up if I ask the wrong question!".

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        • #5
          Same here

          Quoth Caractacus_Potts View Post
          Yeah. I just had to explain to my wife why her freinds working in a high rise building in Boston built on land reclaimed from Boston harbor were able to feel the earthquake when she, in our two story house on a granite ledge, couldn't.
          My mom called my work place in Oshawa Ontario Canada to see if I felt the same earthquake that they were feeling in Toronto. Toronto the city that until a few years ago had the world's tallest free standing structure! The place is full of high-rises and tall office buildings, meanwhile I spent the entire day at ground level.

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          • #6
            Sorry if I made it seem like I didn't see anything about the earthquake; I just googled "crack in white house" (one article was about Rick Perry, heh) and "crack in pentagon". I wasn't looking for the earthquake. Hope everyone affected was ok, though.
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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            • #7
              Wow. Just wow. There is something wrong with the human race, seriously. Especially considering the post I read earlier on here that didn't know the difference between a clydesdale and a cow.

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              • #8
                Several years ago our capitol building had a crack due to earthquake damage, which I guess sort of maybe if you squint right looks like the federal capitol building (they both have domes?). Doesn't look like the White House, though, and it's in the wrong Washington. It's possible he found an old article and mixed them up. More likely, he's just nutso.
                Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                • #9
                  I would imagine the White House has a corps of maintenance workers, just like any other major building. The difference being that these maintenance workers would have high level clearance!
                  Seshat's self-help guide:
                  1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                  2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                  3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                  4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                  "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                  • #10
                    I saw that the Embassy of Ecuador and the National Cathedral had damage from it, as well as some other buildings in the area but I did not see anything about the white house being damaged.

                    Maybe the earthquake was caused by the women in the underground alien lairs giving birth? Because you know us women can cause some groudshaking trouble when we are birthing them babies.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                      ... how many women were impregnated by aliens? ...
                      Millions. But it's just the ordinary one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple pink hole eeper!!
                      (runs away chortling)
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                      • #12
                        There were some buildings damaged in the earthquake the other day. The National Cathedral was one, and the Washington Monument as well.

                        Engineers are going to do the repairs, I suppose.

                        Alien babies, heh...years ago when my mom had to have a hernia repaired, we kept joking with her that she was actually going to have an alien baby! Mind you, she was 66 at the time...
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth MoonCat View Post
                          Alien babies, heh...years ago when my mom had to have a hernia repaired, we kept joking with her that she was actually going to have an alien baby! Mind you, she was 66 at the time...
                          My mom made jokes like that a few years ago. She'd joke that her hernia was her alien baby. (She's random and funny. It's part of why I love her. )
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                          • #14
                            Yeah, my mother-in-law claimed that some DC buildings had cracks as well, but we're never sure with her because her sources are not always very reliable...plus she can barely hear or see anymore. (Sad, really...)

                            Also someone in Canada told me they also had an earthquake up Toronto-way the other day. I wasn't surprised; most of North America is earthquake prone...except for Florida. LOL.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
                              Also someone in Canada told me they also had an earthquake up Toronto-way the other day. I wasn't surprised; most of North America is earthquake prone...except for Florida. LOL.
                              The people of Toronto felt the tremor from the Virginia earthquake. As did people in Georgia, Massachusetts, Michigan, and points in between.
                              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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