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I have just worked what could've possibly been the worst night of my life in the 2 years I've worked at Whiskeyclone. I am about to cry at the moment as it was that bad. Three seperate stories, three seperate headaches. I would post all the SCs I got, but 3 really stuck to me.
5:30 PM Location North VIP with red carpet treatment. Kids and Cell Phones
Me: CS's Resident VIP Tamer *cracks whip*
Mom
Annoying 10 Year old child who won't stfu. In ()
This was a slow build-up to the horror that was about to unleash itself on me, a woman with her children pull up and then...
Mom: Excuse me, where can I find my spot? *Shows me her pass*
Me: Okay, you'll pul- (Annoying 10 year old: And we're going to a Cheez-Whiz game and we've got good seats)
Me: pull in and then (We are also eating at Whiskeyclone and- cue more child talk)
Me: You will go there and your spot is there, please leave the pass on the dash please.
Throughout the whole 30 second exchange, the mother did not tell him to be quiet, I just know he will be one of those cell phone gabbers when he grows up.
Expensive Dinners 6:32 PM
A little backstory: The area I was at has two barrled off sections, one section is to not be removed under any circumstances unless stated otherwise, it's been like that for as long as I've been there.
Dickweed is the nickname for this guy (DW). My thoughts will be in Italics.
I'm standing around looking pretty when DW pulls up to blocked off spot, I beckon him over and he obliges when suddenly.........
DW: Hey, why can't I go in there, I always go in here!
Me: Oh great, here we go. That is to not be removed no matter what happens.
DW: Really? I've got news for ya buddy, I'm a season ticket holder, I'm here every game, you're not! I know what ticks around here and I have always been let in through there.
Me: Sir, I am here every game also but in different spots and I do know that the barricade we have set up is not to be removed.
DW: Look ArenaBoy!!! (I hate it when they put that emphasis on your name like it's supposed to scare you.) I am here all the time and you aren't. You want to bet an expensive dinner over this!!!
Me: Buddy, I've been to NYC and you wouldn't know expensive if it bit you in the butt *I'm restraining myself from laughing, I'm a college student and I'm poor as hell.* Sir, I'm a student and I can't afford a trip to Panera.
DW: *Looks at me, drives off.*
As he walked by, he gave me a dirty glare. Me being the sarcastic ass that I am, I put on a shit-eating grin and loudly say "HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT SIR!!!!!!" I even did this:
He asks my boss' name, I give it to him and just laugh it off.
This killed my braincells and I actually cried at the amount of stupidity, if you wish feel free to turn back, if not YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Next to me, is a plaza, basically a sidewalk and obviously you're not allowed to park on the plaza. I'm standing there when I notice a car pulling up now this stupid idiot is probably related to Jester's Upstairs Man, only dumber.
Me: Uh, ma'am, you can't park here. STUPITIDY BEGINS
IW (Idiot Woman): Why not? (She asked why she couldn't park in a plaza because I don't know, THERE'S PEOPLE WALKING ON THE DAMN PLAZA!!!)
Me: Ma'am, this is a PLAZA, pedestrians walk here meaning you cannot park here.
IW: I don't see the big deal.
Me: IT'S ILLEGAL!!!!!!
IW: So?
Me: Because it is a hazard, and if you do park here you will get towed. Go that way please.
The scary thing is, she came back AGAIN!!! And the same argument ensued.
After the 1st time, I weeped for humanity, literally. I had so many SCs I feel like just hiding underground and retaining what little brain cells I have.
Rant over, I feel so much better now, this site is awesome and has been a life saver for me!
5:30 PM Location North VIP with red carpet treatment. Kids and Cell Phones
Me: CS's Resident VIP Tamer *cracks whip*
Mom
Annoying 10 Year old child who won't stfu. In ()
This was a slow build-up to the horror that was about to unleash itself on me, a woman with her children pull up and then...
Mom: Excuse me, where can I find my spot? *Shows me her pass*
Me: Okay, you'll pul- (Annoying 10 year old: And we're going to a Cheez-Whiz game and we've got good seats)
Me: pull in and then (We are also eating at Whiskeyclone and- cue more child talk)
Me: You will go there and your spot is there, please leave the pass on the dash please.
Throughout the whole 30 second exchange, the mother did not tell him to be quiet, I just know he will be one of those cell phone gabbers when he grows up.
Expensive Dinners 6:32 PM
A little backstory: The area I was at has two barrled off sections, one section is to not be removed under any circumstances unless stated otherwise, it's been like that for as long as I've been there.
Dickweed is the nickname for this guy (DW). My thoughts will be in Italics.
I'm standing around looking pretty when DW pulls up to blocked off spot, I beckon him over and he obliges when suddenly.........
DW: Hey, why can't I go in there, I always go in here!
Me: Oh great, here we go. That is to not be removed no matter what happens.
DW: Really? I've got news for ya buddy, I'm a season ticket holder, I'm here every game, you're not! I know what ticks around here and I have always been let in through there.
Me: Sir, I am here every game also but in different spots and I do know that the barricade we have set up is not to be removed.
DW: Look ArenaBoy!!! (I hate it when they put that emphasis on your name like it's supposed to scare you.) I am here all the time and you aren't. You want to bet an expensive dinner over this!!!
Me: Buddy, I've been to NYC and you wouldn't know expensive if it bit you in the butt *I'm restraining myself from laughing, I'm a college student and I'm poor as hell.* Sir, I'm a student and I can't afford a trip to Panera.
DW: *Looks at me, drives off.*
As he walked by, he gave me a dirty glare. Me being the sarcastic ass that I am, I put on a shit-eating grin and loudly say "HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT SIR!!!!!!" I even did this:
He asks my boss' name, I give it to him and just laugh it off.This killed my braincells and I actually cried at the amount of stupidity, if you wish feel free to turn back, if not YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Next to me, is a plaza, basically a sidewalk and obviously you're not allowed to park on the plaza. I'm standing there when I notice a car pulling up now this stupid idiot is probably related to Jester's Upstairs Man, only dumber.
Me: Uh, ma'am, you can't park here. STUPITIDY BEGINS
IW (Idiot Woman): Why not? (She asked why she couldn't park in a plaza because I don't know, THERE'S PEOPLE WALKING ON THE DAMN PLAZA!!!)
Me: Ma'am, this is a PLAZA, pedestrians walk here meaning you cannot park here.
IW: I don't see the big deal.
Me: IT'S ILLEGAL!!!!!!
IW: So?
Me: Because it is a hazard, and if you do park here you will get towed. Go that way please.
The scary thing is, she came back AGAIN!!! And the same argument ensued.
After the 1st time, I weeped for humanity, literally. I had so many SCs I feel like just hiding underground and retaining what little brain cells I have.
Rant over, I feel so much better now, this site is awesome and has been a life saver for me!
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