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  • #1

    Irene says no

    Saturday I got a call. Most of the calls I had been getting are basic do you have ice, bottled water, etc. in stock. Not this one.

    M: <greeting>
    SC: Hi, I want to place a order.
    M: For when?
    SC: Tomorrow (the day Irene will hit)
    M: Well, I do have to caution that we will not guarantee availability tomorrow as we may be closed or have no power to prepare it.
    SC: WHHATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!????
    M: Well, we are prepared to get impacted by a hurri...
    SC: Yes I know. I neeeeeed <item> for a hurricane party!
    M: well, you best bet is to pick it up today. It is very likely we will have no power and not be able to do any special orders or be closed entirely.
    SC: excuses, excuses! I'm sick of being treated like a idiot! *click*

    Sadly, they most likely reproduce.
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  • #2
    Quoth mattm04 View Post
    SC: excuses, excuses! I'm sick of being treated like a idiot! :
    "Then you should stop being one."
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      What is it about storms in general, let alone a hurricane, that brings out the idiots in droves? I don't understand it! Also, I second the response Irv had for the guy!
      "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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      • #4
        hurricane smurrican.

        It could be the end of the World like fire raining down from the sky, massive earthquakes, meteors streaking fire like thunder and lighting storm, the tsumani to end all tsumani's, the world cracking in half, explosions going off like a July 4th fireworks display, cats and dogs living together, the four hoursemen of the Apocloypis riding around in Bozo the Clown suits......

        and some shmuck would demand a pizza delivery and threaten to call corp because we said NO.
        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.

        "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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        • #5
          Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, The Traveler has come! Choose and Perish!
          I want my pizza!
          The choice is made!
          <50 foot high pizza delivery person squishes SC>
          Bark like a chicken!

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          • #6
            Quoth Racket_Man View Post
            and some shmuck would demand a pizza delivery and threaten to call corp because we said NO.
            I read this as cops the 1st time. Which made just as much sense.

            SC
            "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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            • #7
              God Irene is such a bitch, doesn't she see that the customer needs his order?

              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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              • #8
                Quoth Skeksin View Post
                Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, The Traveler has come! Choose and Perish!
                I want my pizza!
                The choice is made!
                <50 foot high pizza squishes SC>
                Edited for accuracy and my own amusement
                Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                • #9
                  Quoth Skeksin View Post
                  <50 foot high pizza squishes SC>
                  Mo-om! There's a mashed bug stuck in my cheese!
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #10
                    <50 foot high pizza squishes SC>
                    And so begins the cheesy puns :P
                    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                    • #11
                      That was bad. *pelts Nurian with tomatoes.*
                      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Nurian View Post
                        And so begins the cheesy puns :P
                        I take great fromage at such a suggestion, Sir. You cheddar believe that we here CS are above that sort of thing
                        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                        • #13
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          I take great fromage at such a suggestion, Sir. You cheddar believe that we here CS are above that sort of thing
                          Hey.. we all need to be like the Swiss here now!

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                          • #14
                            I see people have decided to get saucy with their replies, and it's only page 2.

                            ^-.-^
                            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Nurian View Post
                              And so begins the cheesy puns :P
                              I'm not so gouda at cheese puns.
                              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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