Email hysteria

[Phone Jockey]

Email: The $29 internet service should be fast enough for the junk I do with this stupid machine.

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Email: I thank you again for letting me right yet another request for an addition in HD to be heard upon deaf ears.

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Email: The tech who came out today was dull and lifeless!

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Email: There is NO WAY in HELL I want to receive your stupid Newsletter!

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Email: The North Carolina area is considered a college basketball mecca. It appears that your marketing dept was sick the day they taught demographics.

[toolbert]

Email: The North Carolina area is considered a college basketball mecca. It appears that your marketing dept was sick the day they taught demographics.

Oh, i'm sorry...i thought that NC was the mecca of bad NBA teams.

[Becks]

Email: The tech who came out today was dull and lifeless!

Did he come out in a truck or a hearse? People want to KNOW!!!!!

[Tigress]

Email: The North Carolina area is considered a college basketball mecca. It appears that your marketing dept was sick the day they taught demographics.

Well, s/he's right about that. The entire month of March is nothing but college basketball conversation.

[HYHYBT]

One of your customers came through my Drive-Thru the other day:

Her: "What are selling now?"
Me: "We're serving breakfast"
Her: "But not breakfast, right?"
Me: