Me, talking to coworker: "Yeah, I switch sides every once and a while."
Customer walking by: "WHAT!?"
Me: ". . . The . . . side on which I part my hair. I switch every once and a while."
Customer: "Oh." Walks away.
Customer walking by: "WHAT!?"
Me: ". . . The . . . side on which I part my hair. I switch every once and a while."
Customer: "Oh." Walks away.
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