I would like to put minutes on my new phone.
Ok, what's that phone number?
Oh. They told me but I didn't write it down. Do I need that?
Of course not! We're all mind-readers here. I was just testing you!
You don't need to by snotty with me, b**ch. (Said in a snotty tone of voice.) I'm just trying to protect my information. You g$!!#^&*n customer service people are so rude!
Well ma'am, this is not customer service. You are speaking to the security department. My job is to do security verifications on these accounts.
*I'll* tell you what your job is, you little b**ch!
Oh, no, you didn't just say that!
No ma'am, you will *not* tell me what my job is. I am in charge of this situation. Your order will not go through until I am able to verify you. And if you call me a b**ch one more time I will hang up this phone.
You're not allowed to do that, you c*nt!
Yes I am, actually. Good bye!
She had the gall to call back and complain that I hung up on her even though she didn't call me a b**ch again!
Hey, man, I need those minutes on my phone right now.
I'm sorry, I am not able to process this order.
But I need those minutes!
I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do for you.
Even if I tell you how sexy you sound?
Especially not then.
Well I'd tell you to get a job as a phone sex operator except that you're too good at saying no to people. Nobody wants to jack off to a girl who says no!
All right, I am disconnecting this call now.
BUT WHY?!!!
I will not put up with being spoken to in that manner.
But it was a compliment! (To friend: ) Man girls are so goddamn sensitive! No wonder I can't keep a damn girlfriend!
You said it dude, not me.
Ok, what's that phone number?
Oh. They told me but I didn't write it down. Do I need that?
Of course not! We're all mind-readers here. I was just testing you!
You don't need to by snotty with me, b**ch. (Said in a snotty tone of voice.) I'm just trying to protect my information. You g$!!#^&*n customer service people are so rude!
Well ma'am, this is not customer service. You are speaking to the security department. My job is to do security verifications on these accounts.
*I'll* tell you what your job is, you little b**ch!
Oh, no, you didn't just say that!
No ma'am, you will *not* tell me what my job is. I am in charge of this situation. Your order will not go through until I am able to verify you. And if you call me a b**ch one more time I will hang up this phone.
You're not allowed to do that, you c*nt!
Yes I am, actually. Good bye!
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She had the gall to call back and complain that I hung up on her even though she didn't call me a b**ch again!
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Hey, man, I need those minutes on my phone right now.
I'm sorry, I am not able to process this order.
But I need those minutes!
I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do for you.
Even if I tell you how sexy you sound?
Especially not then.
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Well I'd tell you to get a job as a phone sex operator except that you're too good at saying no to people. Nobody wants to jack off to a girl who says no!
All right, I am disconnecting this call now.
BUT WHY?!!!
I will not put up with being spoken to in that manner.
But it was a compliment! (To friend: ) Man girls are so goddamn sensitive! No wonder I can't keep a damn girlfriend!
You said it dude, not me.
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