Well this is my first posting even though I've been around for EONS [The Great Hack, the passing of Plaidman, etc...] and it figures my first story isn't even mine. Though I have tons, my fiancee's call prompted this story.
Andias [not her name] is pretty hot. She has that 'sexy librarian' look going: long hair and glasses. works in an adult bookstore, though they rarely sell books - if you get what I'm saying. They're also open 7 days/week. Here goes...
On Friday, a guy comes in and purchases a self-pleasuring device - one of the sleeve types. Nothing remarkable about the sale and she wished him on his merry way.
Today, the same guy comes in and proceeds to tell her that the toy broke. Before she could ask if it was a mechanical issue - he chimes in with "It broke because I was too big for it..."
This ain't her first time at the rodeo and if he was expecting her to blush or show emotion, the dicklet was definitely let down. She looked him in the eyes and told straight-faced "Well the best I can do is give you a 20% discount on your next purchase."
Confused and unable to get any reaction, the SC slowly lowers his head and walks out of the store.
We both shared the same question: Why did he wait all weekend just to tell her that? He could have come in anytime during the weekend and gotten the same discount if not a replacement from one of the idiots that work there. I figure he broke it from overuse and tried to brag to get a reaction and a possible freebie [pun intended].
BONUS STORY: [Y'all did notice the NSFW tag on the thread? Good]
The store used to have video booths in the back a couple years ago. There were always a couple guys in the back hanging out but you couldn't hear them from the front.
One day Andias is in her plexiglass booth cleaning the shelves while a couple customers wander around. One guy sees her down on her knees so he whips it out in front of her!
She notices it and in a very loud voice says "THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE SMALLEST DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!"
According to her, all the guys in the back started laughing while the guy blanched, stuffed himself back into his pants and bolted from the store.
Yea, my girl rocks.
Andias [not her name] is pretty hot. She has that 'sexy librarian' look going: long hair and glasses. works in an adult bookstore, though they rarely sell books - if you get what I'm saying. They're also open 7 days/week. Here goes...
On Friday, a guy comes in and purchases a self-pleasuring device - one of the sleeve types. Nothing remarkable about the sale and she wished him on his merry way.
Today, the same guy comes in and proceeds to tell her that the toy broke. Before she could ask if it was a mechanical issue - he chimes in with "It broke because I was too big for it..."

This ain't her first time at the rodeo and if he was expecting her to blush or show emotion, the dicklet was definitely let down. She looked him in the eyes and told straight-faced "Well the best I can do is give you a 20% discount on your next purchase."
Confused and unable to get any reaction, the SC slowly lowers his head and walks out of the store.

We both shared the same question: Why did he wait all weekend just to tell her that? He could have come in anytime during the weekend and gotten the same discount if not a replacement from one of the idiots that work there. I figure he broke it from overuse and tried to brag to get a reaction and a possible freebie [pun intended].

BONUS STORY: [Y'all did notice the NSFW tag on the thread? Good]
The store used to have video booths in the back a couple years ago. There were always a couple guys in the back hanging out but you couldn't hear them from the front.
One day Andias is in her plexiglass booth cleaning the shelves while a couple customers wander around. One guy sees her down on her knees so he whips it out in front of her!

She notices it and in a very loud voice says "THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE SMALLEST DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!"

According to her, all the guys in the back started laughing while the guy blanched, stuffed himself back into his pants and bolted from the store.
Yea, my girl rocks.

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