Why yes, yes I am.

[HappyFun Ball]

So Saturday I go in for my shift at Johnny Jim's. I get there at 10 pm (It doesn't get real busy until about 2 am, after the bars close)

About 10:30, I am going out on a double. Now the whole time in the store, I noticed a GMC with a guy and 2 girls (None of them college age.. If anything, they were older than me and I'm 34)in it and the women were primpingthe whole time. I go to my car and the GMC trio are walking towards a bar, leaving their GMC in our parking lot (We have signs that say not to park here unless you are visiting the restaurant)

Me: Excuse me?
Guy: (Turns around) Yeah?
Me: Is that your GMC truck?
Guy: Yeah
Me: You can't leave that here
Guy: But we were just in there eating, we've been in there for 3 hours!
Me: Well, you are not eating now, so you need to move your truck
Guy: You're not going to cause a problem are you?

I change my stance to show him that I wasn't going to back down.
Him: You are a pain in the butt! You know that? A real piece of work!
MeGrinning) Thank you!
Him: We were in there for 3 hours! How long have you been driving tonight?
Me: (Just staring at him)
Him: I hope you get zero tips tonight.. Karma will get you!
Meshrugs) I don't believe in karma
Him: Tell Satan I said hello when you go back where you came from!
Me: Now, now.. There is no need for that (I'm trying my damnedest not to laugh)
Him: Oh? And why is that?
Me: Because I AM Satan!

During most of the confrontation, another driver was standing by watching

Him: (To other driver) Can you believe her?
Other Driver: Well, she does have golden curly hair.
Guy: (turns back to me) Karma!
Me: (points to my car tag which has my last name on it) My Last Name family motto!

(BTW, my family motto is latin for "You go to Hell, You go to Hell and you die")

He finally gets in his truck and leaves, on his way to his bar, he flags down another JJ's driver and tell him that he will pay the driver to flick a booger in my drink. We all had a good laugh over it back in the store.

[AtDIelement]

Wait... flick a booger? WTF is this? Third grade?

[Teskeria]

Hope the driver took the tip. Money for nothing

[Lyse]

I want the Latin translation!

[Nurian]

Hell, I would give you a tip just to spite the guy

[wolfie]

Now the whole time in the store, I noticed a GMC with a guy and 2 girls (None of them college age.. If anything, they were older than me and I'm 34)in it and the women were primpingthe whole time. I go to my car and the GMC trio are walking towards a bar, leaving their GMC in our parking lot (We have signs that say not to park here unless you are visiting the restaurant)

Me: Excuse me?
Guy: (Turns around) Yeah?
Me: Is that your GMC truck?
Guy: Yeah
Me: You can't leave that here
Guy: But we were just in there eating, we've been in there for 3 hours!
Me: Well, you are not eating now, so you need to move your truck
Guy: You're not going to cause a problem are you?

Him: I hope you get zero tips tonight.. Karma will get you!
Meshrugs) I don't believe in karma I believe in Argabarga

Edited for my amusement. I'd tend to avoid making it personal, along the lines of "Company policy requires that if I know a vehicle belongs to someone not on the premises, I have to call the tow truck. Having seen you head to the bar, I could get fired for NOT getting your truck towed."