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I need to put a bit of a language warning on this thread.
I wasn’t involved in this, I was off duty, but I watched the whole thing unfold into hilarity. First, here’s the cast of characters:
CW: Co-worker
M1: Manager 1
M2: Manager 2
B: Boss
YG: Young Girl
YGM: Young Girls Psychotic Mother
YGB: Young Girls Suspiciously Older Boyfriend
So YG went to the bar and attempted to order.
CW: Can I see some ID before you purchase alcohol please?
YG: I don’t have any.
CW: OK, Well, I’m afraid I can’t serve you then.
YG walked off muttering to herself. Her family were sat pretty close to me so I could hear what she was saying.
YG: I forgot my ID. They won’t serve me.
YGM: WHAT?!?!
YG: It’s OK, I will pop home and get it.
YG left. YGM stormed up to the bar and started screaming at CW.
YGM: WHY WON’T YOU SERVE MY DAUGHTER?!?!?!
CW: We have a policy that we ask anyone who looks under 25 for identification. She didn’t have any so I couldn’t serve her. I’m sorry.
YGM: BUT SHE’S OLD ENOUGH!!!!!11111!!!
CW: But I needed proof.
YGM: GET ME YOUR MANAGER!!!!
CW walked off and came back with M1.
YGM: MY DAUGHTER IS OLD ENOUGH AND HE WILL NOT SERVE HER! SHE HAS HAD TO GO HOME TO GET HER I.D AND I THINK IT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!111!!!BLLARRGH!!!
M1: OK, please calm down and watch the language.
M1 repeated the policy CW did.
YGM: BUT SHE’S OOOOLDD ENOUGH!!!1111!!!
M1: Yes, but she needs to prove that.
YGM: SO YOU AGREE SHE’S OLD ENOUGH?!?!? THEN WHY WON’T YOU SERVE HER?!?!
M1: I haven’t seen her so I don’t know.
YGM: BUT YOU JUST AGREED WITH MEEEE!!!!11!!
M1: OK, I have asked you to calm down. Please stop shouting.
YGM: BUT I AM ANGRY!!!! SHE IS OLD ENOUGH!
M1: Well, when she returns with the I.D we will quite happily serve her.
YGM: AND WHAT IF SHE’S RAPED ON HER WAY BACK?!!? ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT?!?!?!
Myself, my friends and several other customers burst out laughing.
M1: That is a completely unlikely, hypothetical scenario and has nothing to do with your complaint.
YGM: DON’T TRY AND CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR BIG WORDS YOU CUNT!
M1: Excuse me?!?!
YGM: YOU HEARD!!!!
M1: Right, that’s it, none of you are getting served. Get out!
Perfect timing. YG returned with her I.D! (She must have lived really close!)
YG: Got my I.D! I can be served now!
M1: No you can’t. Your mother has just seen to that. I want all three of you out.
YGM: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!!
M1: I can and just did.
YGM: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!!1111!!!!!1111SCREAM!!!1111!!
M1: I assure you, I am. Now leave before I call the police.
YGM: YOU CAAAAAAN’T!!! EVERYONE!!! THIS MANAGER IS THREATENING MEEE!! EVERYONE!! LOOK! HELP!! HELP!!
The laughter grew louder, and some “Boo”’s were thrown in. I was chewing on my hands I was laughing that much.
M1: GET. OUT.
M1 walked away. YG and YGM returned to their table. YGM turned to YGB
YGM: You’re going to have to go to the bar for us all night, because they won’t serve me.
YGB: I saw. That’s terrible! I will sort them out!
He stormed up to the bar. M1 had pulled Boss from out the back and was talking to her. B went up to YGB
B: Sorry. None of your group are getting served. You need to leave.
YGB: And who the hell are you to say that to me?
B: I’m the owner.
YGB: You are?!
YGB bellowed over to the table.
YGB: YOU WEREN’T EVEN TALKING TO THE PROPER BOSS! IT’S THIS ONE HERE!
B: That doesn’t matter. I am backing up my manager, and I want you to leave.
YGM stormed up to the bar.
YGM: I HOPE YOU ARE GOING TO PUNISH YOUR STAFF FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!!!!
B: There will be no punishment, and no further discussion. You have been asked to leave, now leave.
YGB: THAT’S DISCRIMINATION!!!!
B: Please explain to me how that is discrimination.
YGB: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST DECIDE WHO YOU SERVE AND WHO YOU DON’T SERVE! IT’S YOUR JOB TO SERVE US!!!
He looked around with a smug look on his face.
B: I have a major headache and you are making it worse. See ya.
Boss walked away.
YGM: GET BACK HEEEERRREEE NOWWWW!!
M2 appeared.
M2: She doesn’t want to talk to you anymore. You have been told to leave, now leave.
YGM: I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU! YOU’RE NOT THE REAL MANAGER! GET HER HERE NOW.
M2: The matter is closed. Now get out.
YGM: WE’RE STAYING!!! THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT!!!
They went back to their table and bitched and bitched and bitched. YGB attempted to get served by different co-workers, honestly thinking they wouldn’t recognise him.
Five minutes later, the police arrived!
At this point, several customers had actually moved themselves closer to the idiots table, just so they could watch the drama unfold.
PO: OK guys, you have been asked to leave, now please make your way to the doors.
YG: OK, we’ll go.
YGM: NO!!! WE’RE NOT LEAVING!!!!!!!11111!!!
YG: Mum, please, don’t.
YGM: NOOOO!! WE’RE NOT GOING! WE’RE STAYING HERE ALL NIGHT!!!
PO: *opens notebook* And what’s your name?
YGM: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
PO: It’s an offence to withhold your name. I’ve asked for it, now please provide it.
YGM: FUCK YOU! CUNT!
She jabbed him in the chest. He grabbed her and practically choke slammed her to the table.
PO: You’re under arrest!
She was too stunned to say anything. YG was in tears while YGB was held back by the other officer. She was cuffed and dragged out. She found her voice as she was dragged out.
YGM: YOU CAN’T ARREST ME!!111!! IT’S ILLEGAL!!! LET GO OF MEEEE!!!!
YG and YGB walked out with them, while we all breathed a massive sigh of relief.
I wish I was making this up. I really really do.
I wasn’t involved in this, I was off duty, but I watched the whole thing unfold into hilarity. First, here’s the cast of characters:
CW: Co-worker
M1: Manager 1
M2: Manager 2
B: Boss
YG: Young Girl
YGM: Young Girls Psychotic Mother
YGB: Young Girls Suspiciously Older Boyfriend
So YG went to the bar and attempted to order.
CW: Can I see some ID before you purchase alcohol please?
YG: I don’t have any.
CW: OK, Well, I’m afraid I can’t serve you then.
YG walked off muttering to herself. Her family were sat pretty close to me so I could hear what she was saying.
YG: I forgot my ID. They won’t serve me.
YGM: WHAT?!?!
YG: It’s OK, I will pop home and get it.
YG left. YGM stormed up to the bar and started screaming at CW.
YGM: WHY WON’T YOU SERVE MY DAUGHTER?!?!?!
CW: We have a policy that we ask anyone who looks under 25 for identification. She didn’t have any so I couldn’t serve her. I’m sorry.
YGM: BUT SHE’S OLD ENOUGH!!!!!11111!!!
CW: But I needed proof.
YGM: GET ME YOUR MANAGER!!!!
CW walked off and came back with M1.
YGM: MY DAUGHTER IS OLD ENOUGH AND HE WILL NOT SERVE HER! SHE HAS HAD TO GO HOME TO GET HER I.D AND I THINK IT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!111!!!BLLARRGH!!!
M1: OK, please calm down and watch the language.
M1 repeated the policy CW did.
YGM: BUT SHE’S OOOOLDD ENOUGH!!!1111!!!
M1: Yes, but she needs to prove that.
YGM: SO YOU AGREE SHE’S OLD ENOUGH?!?!? THEN WHY WON’T YOU SERVE HER?!?!
M1: I haven’t seen her so I don’t know.
YGM: BUT YOU JUST AGREED WITH MEEEE!!!!11!!
M1: OK, I have asked you to calm down. Please stop shouting.
YGM: BUT I AM ANGRY!!!! SHE IS OLD ENOUGH!
M1: Well, when she returns with the I.D we will quite happily serve her.
YGM: AND WHAT IF SHE’S RAPED ON HER WAY BACK?!!? ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT?!?!?!
Myself, my friends and several other customers burst out laughing.
M1: That is a completely unlikely, hypothetical scenario and has nothing to do with your complaint.
YGM: DON’T TRY AND CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR BIG WORDS YOU CUNT!
M1: Excuse me?!?!
YGM: YOU HEARD!!!!
M1: Right, that’s it, none of you are getting served. Get out!
Perfect timing. YG returned with her I.D! (She must have lived really close!)
YG: Got my I.D! I can be served now!
M1: No you can’t. Your mother has just seen to that. I want all three of you out.
YGM: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!!
M1: I can and just did.
YGM: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!!1111!!!!!1111SCREAM!!!1111!!
M1: I assure you, I am. Now leave before I call the police.
YGM: YOU CAAAAAAN’T!!! EVERYONE!!! THIS MANAGER IS THREATENING MEEE!! EVERYONE!! LOOK! HELP!! HELP!!
The laughter grew louder, and some “Boo”’s were thrown in. I was chewing on my hands I was laughing that much.
M1: GET. OUT.
M1 walked away. YG and YGM returned to their table. YGM turned to YGB
YGM: You’re going to have to go to the bar for us all night, because they won’t serve me.
YGB: I saw. That’s terrible! I will sort them out!
He stormed up to the bar. M1 had pulled Boss from out the back and was talking to her. B went up to YGB
B: Sorry. None of your group are getting served. You need to leave.
YGB: And who the hell are you to say that to me?
B: I’m the owner.
YGB: You are?!
YGB bellowed over to the table.
YGB: YOU WEREN’T EVEN TALKING TO THE PROPER BOSS! IT’S THIS ONE HERE!
B: That doesn’t matter. I am backing up my manager, and I want you to leave.
YGM stormed up to the bar.
YGM: I HOPE YOU ARE GOING TO PUNISH YOUR STAFF FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!!!!
B: There will be no punishment, and no further discussion. You have been asked to leave, now leave.
YGB: THAT’S DISCRIMINATION!!!!
B: Please explain to me how that is discrimination.
YGB: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST DECIDE WHO YOU SERVE AND WHO YOU DON’T SERVE! IT’S YOUR JOB TO SERVE US!!!
He looked around with a smug look on his face.
B: I have a major headache and you are making it worse. See ya.
Boss walked away.
YGM: GET BACK HEEEERRREEE NOWWWW!!
M2 appeared.
M2: She doesn’t want to talk to you anymore. You have been told to leave, now leave.
YGM: I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU! YOU’RE NOT THE REAL MANAGER! GET HER HERE NOW.
M2: The matter is closed. Now get out.
YGM: WE’RE STAYING!!! THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT!!!
They went back to their table and bitched and bitched and bitched. YGB attempted to get served by different co-workers, honestly thinking they wouldn’t recognise him.
Five minutes later, the police arrived!
At this point, several customers had actually moved themselves closer to the idiots table, just so they could watch the drama unfold.
PO: OK guys, you have been asked to leave, now please make your way to the doors.
YG: OK, we’ll go.
YGM: NO!!! WE’RE NOT LEAVING!!!!!!!11111!!!
YG: Mum, please, don’t.
YGM: NOOOO!! WE’RE NOT GOING! WE’RE STAYING HERE ALL NIGHT!!!
PO: *opens notebook* And what’s your name?
YGM: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
PO: It’s an offence to withhold your name. I’ve asked for it, now please provide it.
YGM: FUCK YOU! CUNT!
She jabbed him in the chest. He grabbed her and practically choke slammed her to the table.
PO: You’re under arrest!
She was too stunned to say anything. YG was in tears while YGB was held back by the other officer. She was cuffed and dragged out. She found her voice as she was dragged out.
YGM: YOU CAN’T ARREST ME!!111!! IT’S ILLEGAL!!! LET GO OF MEEEE!!!!
YG and YGB walked out with them, while we all breathed a massive sigh of relief.
I wish I was making this up. I really really do.
Yay for Karma! 
That woman had it coming. 
All because she forgot her ID? 
I've got a feeling she'll return. She sounds like the type. This'll be epic 
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