Wrong site and town buddy...

[Emerald Knight]

This was a while back, but I was on Box office.

Customer: Hi, I'd like to collect tickets.
Me: Sure, just put the card in the PIN pad and I'll do the rest.
(the card shows nothing)
Me: Are you sure this is the correct card?
Customer: Yes.
Me: Did you receive an email from our website confirming your booking?
Customer: Yes.
Me: Then why did your card show up that there are no bookings on it.
Customer: *pause* this is Site Y right?
Me: ... No sir, this is Site X, Site Y is in Town Y

[MiloMorai]

WOW! I can understand wrong theater but wrong town???

[Emerald Knight]

The only thing right was the chain, but it did explain why their booking never materialised, it would be on Y's system, not ours.

[Stryker One]

Please tell me he was at least in the right state.

[Emerald Knight]

It's a 25 minute drive from X to Y, but I think that technically it is the next county...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

There was this rock club in Columbia back in the heyday of the southern music scene. One night, a performer called the owner saying "I'll be over after I grab some wings. How far are you from such and such wing joint?"

The answer was "a little over five hundred miles. Oh, shit!"

He was in Columbus. As in "Columbus, Ohio."

Yeah.

Reggae. Go figure. I think it MIGHT have been Eek A Mouse, but don't quote me on that, it's been a while.

Needless to say, the club didn't have reggae that night.