You are an a-hole

[Phone Jockey]

Male Caller: I want your bundle.
Me: OK, whose name will this account be under?
Male Caller: (snotty) D-O-L-O-R-E-S J-O-N-E-S.
Me: OK?
Male: The address is 1-0-0 C-H-E-Y-E-N-N-E. Do you think you got that?
Me: (curtly) Yes. Let me speak with the customer, please!
Male: (dropping phone on floor) MOM! They want to talk to you!
Female voice: What’s the phone doin’ on the flo’? Hello?

[Jewels]

Was the guy an adult? Please don't say that he was a grown male.

[tollbaby]

Crikey. My five-year-old has better telephone manners.

[Imogene]

"Why am I on the floor? I wasn't drunk enough yet for this call... Somebody bring me a beer!"

[rvdammit]

"Why am I on the floor? I wasn't drunk enough yet for this call... Somebody bring me a beer!"

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

[blas]

"Why is da phone on da floor? Jimmy, you get yo pansy ass back in da bedroom before I calls up yo daddy and he come over and give u a whippin!"

I so (do not) miss dealing with trash.