You sir, Mr Customer, are a pervert!

[BowserKoopa1]

First let me just say that I am a guy and I am naturally turned on by women. However, I do not go around staring at women's breasts though.
A guy and his girlfriend came through my line, both of them in their mid 20s or early 30s.
Pervert: Do you like breasts?
I didn't know exactly how to respond, as I don't go around talking about this kind of stuff at work.
Me (surprised that he would ask something like that): Um, I guess so.
Pervert: Like about what age? 15 or 16?
I become somewhat offended that he says this. Basically he's implying I like minors and that I am a pervert. Maybe I am making a big deal out of it, but I do not think so. This is not a normal question you just walk up and ask someone.
Me: Um, no, older women. I don't mess around with young girls. I'm not a pervert.
Pervert: Oh, so you must like cougars then?
Me (in a flat tone): No.
Pervert: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
I said nothing.
Me (what I wanted to say): Then don't go around asking people stupid questions, you fucking moronic perv!
Oiy, some people are really stupid. I wouldn't have been surprised if he followed it up with a question about sex

[Teskeria]

Pervert: Like about what age? 15 or 16?
Me: Oh No! Chicken breasts are best when less than a week old. Turkey on the other hand, I find is just as good at 2-3 weeks. I don't really eat other types of fowl.

[dragon_wings]

Gods I hate pervy customers. Granted I have a dirty sense of humor but there are some comments that cross the line.. Especially at work.

[ariekain]

I hate pervy customers too. And unfortunately for me, I seem to attract all the pervy men. I'll never understand why guys think that just because someone is in retail, they can hit on them without fear of the consequences.

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

I'll never understand why guys think that just because someone is in retail, they can hit on them without fear of the consequences.

Because, a lot of times, they can.

For these guys, it's more about the power of cornering someone and intimidating them than it is about attraction and desire.

[blas]

Not even always pervert related, but I hate when people ask a question or make a statement that is guaranteed to provoke or at the very least irritate, and then they slink back and apologize, as if to turn the tables and make you look like you're the bad guy for getting upset over it.

[thansal]

Work does give you the perfect out for the idiots and morons out there like that:
"I'm sorry, but that isn't something I can discuss while at work"

Works for the pervs, the religious nutters, the politicians, and just the generally overly familiar.

Out side of work you have to resort to the age old "Piss off" which gives them an in unfortunately.

[emax4]

My response might have been, "well, when I'm here I tend to like cougars, but at my other job as an undercover police officer... yes, that was my team and I on the news busting that child-porn ring last week... I tend to like chesty women in their mid-20's."

[Mytical]

They are not ripe till at least 18. *looks around for the incoming bombardment*

[Ironclad Alibi]

A guy and his girlfriend came through my line, both of them in their mid 20s or early 30s.
Pervert: Do you like breasts?
I didn't know exactly how to respond, as I don't go around talking about this kind of stuff at work.
Me (surprised that he would ask something like that): Um, I guess so.
Pervert: Like about what age? 15 or 16?

My answer: Since I was about 14.

It's a lot more fun when you misconstrue their question.

[Mr Hero]

I've liked breasts when I was an infant, grew out of that phase for a few years until 14 or 15.

[Nemesis44UK]

What was he hoping to gain? I don't get it. I think that all customer service staff should be issued with a Taser.

SC: "Do you like young breasts?"
CS: BZZZZZTTTTT

An immediate cessation of filth talk ensues.

[Jay 2K Winger]

An immediate cessation of filth talk ensues.

Not necessarily.

They could still be conscious and in command of their tongue and voicebox, and will start cussing you out from the floor about how dare you @#$%ing tase them, you @#$%ing @#$%head @#$%ing mother@#$%ing @#$%sucking @#$%box etc. etc.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Not necessarily.

They could still be conscious and in command of their tongue and voicebox, and will start cussing you out from the floor about how dare you @#$%ing tase them, you @#$%ing @#$%head @#$%ing mother@#$%ing @#$%sucking @#$%box etc. etc.

Again: BZZZZZTTTTT

Repeat as needed.

[42_42_42]

Nah. I don't care for white meat. The drumstick's my favorite part of the chicken.