but they were still SC's. Disclaimers : smurfsandponies.com does not exist (or that I know of) it is a case of (CMA) because I can get the boot if it is figured out who I actually work for. Also, some small non essential details will be changed to protect the not so innocent. The items also don't exist or by all that is good I hope not at least./disclaimers.
Background : Work at home, taking calls. Smursandponies had the black friday/cyber monday bit..and between technical glitches, not posting 'all sales are first come, first serve (though this is understood..except by the customers)', and lack of support for us..it has been not a fun time. /background
Join me now as we go on a safari of a couple of very common SC's. Up first we have the "Always right adon" Known to be very territorial, and woe to any that cross it's path Please note that anything inclosed in <> is what I think or do, not say.
M - Me
SC - Guess
M - Welcome to Smurfsandponies.com my name is Mytical, how can I help you today?
SC - Yes I am calling because I got an email saying that Smurfs smackdown 2011 is out of stock.and I was wanting to see if it is in a nearby smurfsandponies store.
M - I can look at that for you. <gets info> I am sorry, it is all sold out..looks like that was a popular one!
SC - That's not acceptable, when I placed the order I was told it was available.
M - Yes Ma'am I understand that, the site was just unable to keep up with all the orders for that product, and they just ran out of stock.
SC - I need to speak to a supervisor, now. That is ridiculous they shouldn't have sold it to me if they didn't have enough.
M - I can get you a supervisor Ma'm, due to the holidays it will be just a minute.
<while we are on hold, so far she was not especially sucky>
SC - You know with things like this, I am never buying from Smurfsandponies.com again. <ah there it is, the suck is about to come out>. I'm posting on my facebook page, and contacting the media to boycott you. The media is all over my husband due to <stricken for my protection>, and don't think they won't be interested in this! You buttholes (this is not what was said
> can't get away with false advertising!
M - <I was told I HAVE to sympathize with the customer> I am sorry you feel that....
SC - OH DO NOT GO THERE, I am not some street person you can placate with that crap. I spend blah blah blah with you, and this is going to be made right.
M - .... <nothing I can say that would not either be insulting or 'placating'
SC - Now the silent treatment? Really? What the hell is taking so long?
M - <its been 3 minutes..you are calling on Cyber Monday..really you want to know what is taking so long?!> It should be only...
SC - NO NOW! Snap, snap. <did you really just say snap snap? Really?>
M - Ma'm they are working as fast as ..
SC - I SAID NOW! Don't give me that! I am the customer, I am ALWAYS right.
<repeat for about 30 minutes where I finally get a supervisor to take her call>
This "Always right adon" has been crossmated by the "Boycott asaurus". making a very unpleasant hybrid of suck.
Wait...what is this..can it be the much dreaded "Know who I am amous?" Why, yes..yes I think it is.
M - Me
SC - THE MAN
NC - Nice actual customer
M - <Spiel>
SC - Yes I am calling to check on my shipment.
M - I can help with that, have to varify some information.
SC - <Completely wrong name>
M - <Well hello there John, did you have a sex change.and change your name from Jane?> I am sorry, I can not give you any information, I need to speak to the person who's name it is in.
SC - Do you know who I am? <No..why ..don't you?> I am THE MAN <wait you are THE MAN? Wow it is such an honor, I have heard about "THE Man" but I thought it was a rumor!> I set up this account, and you will speak to me, it should be noted that you are authorized to speak to me on the account
M - <finds out there is no such note> I am sorry sir, but I can not discuss this case with you.
SC - <to the back ground> Jane, come tell this simpleton he can tell me the details.
NC - Yes my name is Jane .. you can discuss this with him.
M - <not so fast my padawan, some questions answer you must> I need you to verify the info on the account.
NC - <correctly answers the questions>
M - <Winces..dang foiled again..I know that as soon as you put the other person on it is going down hill> Ok thank you for tha...
SC - <Grabbing the phone apparently> Ok, I want you to make a note as big as the sky that I am to be able to discuss this stuff without going through all of this!
<Then why didn't you create it in YOUR name? But ok..I can do that since the account owner said it was ok>
M - Ok I can do tha..
SC - Damn right you can, and you WILL! I am the person with the money, and will be treated as such.
M - <I am impressed, no really I am> Now how may I ..
SC - I need to know when 'Smurf smut 1' will arrive!
M - The estimated time of arrival should be today, though it might be tomorrow with the holidays.
SC - Now was that so hard?
M - <Hey we are doing this to protect YOU from somebody calling in and changing things without your consent, but whatever floats your boat> Is there anything else I can do for you?
SC - Did you make that note.
M - Yes sir, I did.
SC - Because I want it as big as the sky.
M - <I believe you said that> I made the note sir.
SC - The other person said the same, how do I know you did?
M - <Um..I have no answer to that one..> All I can do is assure you I did sir.
SC - As big as the sky? I don't want this happening again.
M - <I put it as big as it will let me, but alas big as the sky is not within my meger powers> I put the note as big as it would let me...
SC - Dang right you will, because I am 'THE MAN', and I need to be able to do this without the song and dance.
M - <again then why not have it in your own name..wouldn't have happened>
*whew* Only two (that I can safely post) but what a TWO
Background : Work at home, taking calls. Smursandponies had the black friday/cyber monday bit..and between technical glitches, not posting 'all sales are first come, first serve (though this is understood..except by the customers)', and lack of support for us..it has been not a fun time. /background
Join me now as we go on a safari of a couple of very common SC's. Up first we have the "Always right adon" Known to be very territorial, and woe to any that cross it's path Please note that anything inclosed in <> is what I think or do, not say.
M - Me
SC - Guess
M - Welcome to Smurfsandponies.com my name is Mytical, how can I help you today?
SC - Yes I am calling because I got an email saying that Smurfs smackdown 2011 is out of stock.and I was wanting to see if it is in a nearby smurfsandponies store.
M - I can look at that for you. <gets info> I am sorry, it is all sold out..looks like that was a popular one!
SC - That's not acceptable, when I placed the order I was told it was available.
M - Yes Ma'am I understand that, the site was just unable to keep up with all the orders for that product, and they just ran out of stock.
SC - I need to speak to a supervisor, now. That is ridiculous they shouldn't have sold it to me if they didn't have enough.
M - I can get you a supervisor Ma'm, due to the holidays it will be just a minute.
<while we are on hold, so far she was not especially sucky>
SC - You know with things like this, I am never buying from Smurfsandponies.com again. <ah there it is, the suck is about to come out>. I'm posting on my facebook page, and contacting the media to boycott you. The media is all over my husband due to <stricken for my protection>, and don't think they won't be interested in this! You buttholes (this is not what was said

M - <I was told I HAVE to sympathize with the customer> I am sorry you feel that....
SC - OH DO NOT GO THERE, I am not some street person you can placate with that crap. I spend blah blah blah with you, and this is going to be made right.
M - .... <nothing I can say that would not either be insulting or 'placating'
SC - Now the silent treatment? Really? What the hell is taking so long?
M - <its been 3 minutes..you are calling on Cyber Monday..really you want to know what is taking so long?!> It should be only...
SC - NO NOW! Snap, snap. <did you really just say snap snap? Really?>
M - Ma'm they are working as fast as ..
SC - I SAID NOW! Don't give me that! I am the customer, I am ALWAYS right.
<repeat for about 30 minutes where I finally get a supervisor to take her call>
This "Always right adon" has been crossmated by the "Boycott asaurus". making a very unpleasant hybrid of suck.
Wait...what is this..can it be the much dreaded "Know who I am amous?" Why, yes..yes I think it is.
M - Me
SC - THE MAN
NC - Nice actual customer
M - <Spiel>
SC - Yes I am calling to check on my shipment.
M - I can help with that, have to varify some information.
SC - <Completely wrong name>
M - <Well hello there John, did you have a sex change.and change your name from Jane?> I am sorry, I can not give you any information, I need to speak to the person who's name it is in.
SC - Do you know who I am? <No..why ..don't you?> I am THE MAN <wait you are THE MAN? Wow it is such an honor, I have heard about "THE Man" but I thought it was a rumor!> I set up this account, and you will speak to me, it should be noted that you are authorized to speak to me on the account
M - <finds out there is no such note> I am sorry sir, but I can not discuss this case with you.
SC - <to the back ground> Jane, come tell this simpleton he can tell me the details.
NC - Yes my name is Jane .. you can discuss this with him.
M - <not so fast my padawan, some questions answer you must> I need you to verify the info on the account.
NC - <correctly answers the questions>
M - <Winces..dang foiled again..I know that as soon as you put the other person on it is going down hill> Ok thank you for tha...
SC - <Grabbing the phone apparently> Ok, I want you to make a note as big as the sky that I am to be able to discuss this stuff without going through all of this!
<Then why didn't you create it in YOUR name? But ok..I can do that since the account owner said it was ok>
M - Ok I can do tha..
SC - Damn right you can, and you WILL! I am the person with the money, and will be treated as such.
M - <I am impressed, no really I am> Now how may I ..
SC - I need to know when 'Smurf smut 1' will arrive!
M - The estimated time of arrival should be today, though it might be tomorrow with the holidays.
SC - Now was that so hard?
M - <Hey we are doing this to protect YOU from somebody calling in and changing things without your consent, but whatever floats your boat> Is there anything else I can do for you?
SC - Did you make that note.
M - Yes sir, I did.
SC - Because I want it as big as the sky.
M - <I believe you said that> I made the note sir.
SC - The other person said the same, how do I know you did?
M - <Um..I have no answer to that one..> All I can do is assure you I did sir.
SC - As big as the sky? I don't want this happening again.
M - <I put it as big as it will let me, but alas big as the sky is not within my meger powers> I put the note as big as it would let me...
SC - Dang right you will, because I am 'THE MAN', and I need to be able to do this without the song and dance.
M - <again then why not have it in your own name..wouldn't have happened>
*whew* Only two (that I can safely post) but what a TWO
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