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  • Could you hold my hand and wipe my arse to?

    I didn't have to deal with this woman (thank god) but one of our managers had to, the nice one rotten luck.

    We have a woman, she takes an hour to decide over which garbage can she needs, then you hear about every garbage can she has ever owned and why it didn't work right, then you hear EVERY detail of her house for where the garbage can is going to be

    " my garbage cupboard is brown, but not brown brown, more like, walnut and rose wood brown, like a dark brown but with honey coloured brown underneath, it's next too my dishwasher which is kitchenaid brand, but its stainless steel not brown, because all my appliances are stainless steel, my oven, my fridge, my wine cooler, oh I love my wine cooler! Do you think this garbage bin will match my wine cooler?"

    she was at our store for FIVE hours today, she stalks one of our managers because she gave her 10% off as an exception and now she thinks of her as her personal shopper. We were severely understaffed tonight 2 people down our of 7 but she had 3 people running around for her and she kept monopolising our time. She actually waited until this manager had gone on her 30 minute break and come back to checkout.

    I just about kissed the sky when I heard them calling for help to check her out and I was on my break, they had just said I could go and I hightailed it because I saw her coming to the checkouts!

    She spends $3-4 thousand which each trip but demands to be treated like the freaking queen of sheba, she thinks everyone wants to hold her hand, be her best friend, hear her life story....

    she even asked if she could go and rest in our staff room.... NO go home!
    I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

  • #2
    Sounds like she's lonely.. I would feel sorry for people like that if they didn't ignore the crappy out of me.
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    • #3
      3-4 THOUSAND each trip? What is that trash can made of?
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        Refined uranium. She's selling it to Iran. Only reason I could think of that average visit amount. o.o

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        • #5
          dang. wtf.

          now I can understand being a bit picky about a trash can - my BF & I went to get new ones before we got our dog. But our main criteria was just "something the dog can't pick garbage out of".

          and sure it took us a while to find the perfect can but we didn't need an employee to hold our hands for it. and i think it was on sale too in the holiday section.

          but seriously, she wanted in the employee lounge?
          yeah that's not a theft risk at all O_o

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          • #6
            "Hi, I'm Mrs. Rich BoredandClueless and my money buys your entire day. Let me tell you about my life."

            Would I be correct in assuming that your store takes in more than $3K-4K on an average day even without Mrs. Boredetc's money? So what gives her the right to monopolize three people?
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              sorry she was buying more than just a trash can! she brough 4 overflowing carts worth of stuff, but she took over an hour deciding on the stupid trashcan (which was $180 and I think thats totally overpriced!)
              I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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              • #8
                A trashcan for $180. Did it have bling? Daaaaymn. I can't think to spend more than $10. At the thrift store. And only for a stainless steel reinforced one. For $10.

                Yow. o.O ... She's bored.
                In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                • #9
                  Too much money, not enough brains. Very sad.
                  "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                  • #10
                    ugh its a designer one, it has all these stupid overdesigned gadgets

                    we sell simplehuman brand garbage bins we sell tons of them.... it's crazy the money people drop in my store, more than once a day a customer will drop more than I earn in a month in a single purchase
                    I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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                    • #11
                      That customer wants everyone to hear her life story? Well, if she has all this time in the world to drop out about $4000 per shopping trip, she doesn't HAVE a life to talk about worth hearing, seeing that her entire life is revolved around buying crap she doesn't really need.

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                      • #12
                        Get a life

                        Quoth downforit2008 View Post
                        That customer wants everyone to hear her life story? Well, if she has all this time in the world to drop out about $4000 per shopping trip, she doesn't HAVE a life to talk about worth hearing, seeing that her entire life is revolved around buying crap she doesn't really need.
                        It's not about having money to spend. If I or you had that kind of money to waste we would have tons of stories of the places we been, things we have done and people we met. What does she spend time on? Garbage Cans.

                        Some people no matter what they have just live boring lives and seem incapable of going out there to enjoy it.

                        I use to get this at one time at work, every Monday they would ask me what I did on the weekend - and they really wanted to know!

                        When I finally asked they why they want to know and what about their weekends, they said they did exactly the same thing every single weekend!

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                        • #13
                          i can see spending more than 10 if it's special. like the ones we got for the dog being here. but ... 180? seriously?

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