This customer came to the till to pay and deliberately stared out the window until I asked him to please put his card in. His response?
"Actually, I was waiting for your permission seeing as the last time I put my card in without it, you said it was put in too early."
Yes, dickhead, cuz you shoved it in before I could even ask you what pump you were on.
Surely any moron can work out that I need to enter your fuel on the till before you can pay for it?
I just pleasantly told him that, and he retorted with, "Every time I come in here, one of you girls tells me off for putting my card in too early."
Well, if we tell you every time, then surely you ought to know not to do it?
As for "girls"; we're all over eighteen, so we're hardly girls.
"Actually, I was waiting for your permission seeing as the last time I put my card in without it, you said it was put in too early."
Yes, dickhead, cuz you shoved it in before I could even ask you what pump you were on.

I just pleasantly told him that, and he retorted with, "Every time I come in here, one of you girls tells me off for putting my card in too early."
Well, if we tell you every time, then surely you ought to know not to do it?

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