Get a disease and die

[Ackee]

I heard this from a colleague

LSE Long suffering employee
N nutter otherwise known as sucky customer

LSE Can I see your ID please
N Haven't got any
LSE Then, I am sorry, you won't be able to use the library
N I hope you get sacked, get a disease and die.

I have no words....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

N I hope you get sacked, get a disease and die.

"Consider the feeling mutual. Now piss off."

that would be my response.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Hey, karma is a boomerang, you know. People who wish this sort of thing on others get theirs one way or another.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

N I hope you get sacked, get a disease and die.

I have no words....

Well try mine next time.

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infect your pubic hair."

M

[Sofar]

"May you soon find yourself under the wheels of a bus, sir.

[Spiffy McMoron]

"Is your douchebag-itis contageous?"

OR

"I'm suffering from a case of intellectual osmosis right now."

[Noelegy]

"Thank you very much, sir. Now why don't you run along and catch a bus...with your teeth?"

[AFpheonix]

Sir, may your prostate enlarge.

[morgana]

"Thank you very much, sir. Now why don't you run along and catch a bus...with your teeth?"

May I use this? I have someone in mind . . . .

[Linda]

One of my part timers got told by a customer the other day.
"You are about the stupidest girl I have ever met. You are a failure. The biggest failure I ever met. You fail at everything you do."

My fab part timer replied
"I'm not the one who came to a photo processing lab for a watch battery."

[Noelegy]

May I use this? I have someone in mind . . . .

Why certainly! To the best of my knowledge, it's original.

[Boozy]

LSE Can I see your ID please
N Haven't got any
LSE Then, I am sorry, you won't be able to use the library
N I hope you get sacked, get a disease and die.

Oh my. That escalated rather quickly, didn't it?

Its like my husband and I when I have PMS.
"Honey, could you pass the salt please?"
"GO TO HELL!"

[Talon]

Thank you sir. If you're ever in the neighborhood and feel like dropping in, keep walking until you reach the river, then drop in

[Daphne]

I'm a reference assistant, and I so feel your pain. I hate dealing with the rude assholes that come into my library. My library school education is not preparing me to deal with the nut jobs that call the library home.

[tollbaby]

<snip>My library school education is not preparing me to deal with the nut jobs that call the library home.

That's funny, mine did Of course, I did my work study terms at the public library's periodicals department.... special breed of SCs there.