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  • I'm not sure I'd like to be a fly on the wall when this SC talks to management.

    This happened Friday. Fairly minor, but I finally decided it's worth telling.

    Guest calls down. He complains that there is a fly in the room. One. Fly. It's on the wall and for whatever reason was keeping him awake. He asked if I had any spray. I told him I'd look. He wanted a discount for the room. I told him that would be something management would approve.

    I never was able to find the spray. He never called back on my shift.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

  • #2
    In Case Of Fly Emergency:

    1. Pick up shoe or magazine.
    2. Wait for fly to land.
    3. Smash fly.

    Feel free to print this out and leave pass out copies if you think it might help.

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    • #3
      I know..it was the super amazing ultra fly. Smashing it would only make it angry. You wouldn't like it when it was angry?
      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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      • #4
        "There's a fly in my room!"
        "Don't worry sir - the tarantula in the bathroom will get it!"
        Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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        • #5
          Unbelievable.

          Lock the doors, close the windows and shut off the lights. I really have heard it all now.
          There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

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          • #6
            Proof that SCs will find SOMETHING to get a discount for.

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            • #7
              It wasn't this Fly, was it?

              CH
              Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them

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              • #8
                There was an SC
                Whose hotel room had a fly
                I don't know why
                I think he'll die.
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • #9
                  Leave a fly swatter in every room ...that'll solve it.
                  https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
                  Great YouTube channel check it out!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    There was an SC
                    Whose hotel room had a fly
                    I don't know why
                    I think hope he'll die.
                    Fixed for you.
                    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                    Who is John Galt?
                    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Marmalady View Post
                      "There's a fly in my room!"
                      "Don't worry sir - the tarantula in the bathroom will get it!"
                      Love it.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                        In Case Of Fly Emergency:

                        1. Pick up shoe or magazine.
                        2. Wait for fly to land.
                        3. Smash fly.


                        Pretty sad that people have sunk so low that they can't handle a flying insect without calling for help anymore.
                        Quoth notlovinit View Post
                        Proof that SCs will find SOMETHING to get a discount for.
                        No kidding, and I hope the idiot didn't get one.
                        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                        • #13
                          1) Open the door (I assume there are lights on in the hall)
                          2) Shut off the room lights
                          3) The fly will head out the door.

                          Usually works and only takes a couple of minutes. This is assuming he can't hit it with a rolled-up newspaper or something.
                          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                          • #14
                            I am a fly here
                            Do not smash me with paper
                            I will just watch you


                            Customer I am
                            Give me a discount now bitch
                            Or I will haunt you
                            In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                            She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                            • #15
                              It's better than the room we rented during a hurricane evacuation...where there was a nest of spiders under the bed. Fortunately they didn't seem to be dangerous and we didn't notice them till morning after pulling the cat out from under there and seeing them on her.

                              ****shudder****
                              "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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