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  • #1

    The Manager's Response

    Incidentially we could prove from video cameras that his original complaint was complete bs and he just wanted something for free.

    email from a douche:

    I’m sure you don’t remember me but I sure do remember you. I will NEVER forget one year ago at your restaurant I was subjected to one of the worst experiences of my life. And it was followed by TOTAL denial on your part, which just magnified the issue. I won’t go into the sordid details again.
    I was going to press charges but that would have cost you and me money. To save me money, I did the judge and jury thing and found you guilty. The sentence was I would convince 150 people to never eat there again.

    To date I have 121 people pledged to never eat here again. So I have 29 left to reach my goal of 150 people performing complete abstinence of your location. I hope it was all worth it for you.

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    notes left by the golden gal (manager):

    Tell him to grow up and be a man, or I'll send my granddaughter after him, (she's 18 months old) We do not respond to someone who is a liar, ignorant and not worth the time to waste 2 cents on.
    Part Angel Part Sadist
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  • #2
    Dear Sir, In response to your goal of convincing 150 people not to eat at our restaurant, I have shown our surveliance video of the event to 150 people, and it took absolutely no convincing for them to all declare you a total jerk. And it took a lot less than a year.
    Last edited by Merriweather; 01-24-2012, 08:29 PM. Reason: typo

    Madness takes it's toll....
    Please have exact change ready.

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    • #3
      Seriously, he thinks that showing it to 150 people will force your business to shut down? Is he like David T by any chance from Planet Fleabag?
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        Sounds EXACTLY like David T. Holy crap.

        I want some California Pizza Kitchen now.

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        • #5
          Ah.. The CPK scandal. I have such fond memories.
          http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

          My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

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          • #6
            No no no, to truly become David T, he's got to tell people not to patronize a company that isn't the OP's, but has a name similar to it.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              And I'm sure all 150 people are doing something else other than nodding politely and hoping he'll shut up about his obsession/vendetta with some random restaurant.

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              • #8
                This customer sure won't let things go, will he? Maybe the customer should grow up and move on instead of spending an entire year leading a pout fest.
                Last edited by Ree; 01-25-2012, 10:37 AM. Reason: Removed fratching comment

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                • #9
                  Quoth sirwired View Post
                  And I'm sure all 150 people are doing something else other than nodding politely and hoping he'll shut up about his obsession/vendetta with some random restaurant.
                  This. You can almost hear their thoughts: "Oh god not this again!"

                  Then they just say, "yeah, sure, whatever, dude...." and walk away.
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #10
                    Heh, it'd be funny if you replied with, "hmph.. that's strange because we ran our numbers, even after opening the two newest locations 8 months ago, (which are RAKING in the dough, I'd like to add), and our profits keep growing. Are you sure you're actually doing what this letter states that you are doing?"

                    And seriously, who doesn't go to one place or an event based off of what one person says? Even if the listener stated their case to a person who has to hear both sides of the story, it wouldn't add up.

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                    • #11
                      I always thought it was "Make one person happy (at your business), and they'll tell a friend; make someone unhappy, and they'll tell everyone they know and ten people they don't"....It's 150 now??? o_O
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                      • #12
                        Wow...what a waste of a perfectly good year...then again, that SC is a waste of perfectly good space on earth, and oxygen.
                        "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                        • #13
                          One wonders how many of those people just said that they would never eat there just to get this person away from them.

                          Sort of the whole "Nod, Smile, Back away slowly" routine.
                          I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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                          • #14
                            I wonder exactly what meds this person has missed.
                            There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                              One wonders how many of those people just said that they would never eat there just to get this person away from them.
                              In this situation...I think I'd agree with him, double-check the location "so that I can spread the word", and then make it a point to go eat there and see for myself, if for no better reason than knowing that he will NOT be there, himself. If it turns out well, tell all my friends about how much the place rocks, and how that crazy guy who thinks he's a restaurant critic is practically guaranteed to never show up ^_^
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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