So, I'm not sure what other store's policies on customers and their claims on short changing, but ours is: Err on the side of caution. Don't give those dips anything.
Guess what? Dip decided to claim that I short changed him $2!!!
Ok, Dip. First of all, it's $2. You don't have to argue with me for 30 FREAKING MINUTES about the change, nor do you have to hold up the line.
Oh, and did you know that those bags of skittles you stole to make up for me not giving you $2 is actually worth $4?
Sorry for giving you a hassle, security. Yeah, he- Oh? I still owe you $2? Tell you what. If we're over when we cash off in 15, you can have it. Deal? Deal. Go away.
*Cashes off.*
Oh, we're over by 11. Here's a toonie. Get lost.
*Checks lottery*
Oh hey, lottery is short 11.
Damm.
Yeah, yeah. I know you gloated at me when I gave you the toonie. But, as revenge, should I see you again, not only am I going to say you cheated us out, but I'm going to provide evidence. The security guys of awesome know it too.
Oh, right. Guess what? You're banned for theft as well.
Asshat.
Serves me right for not checking paperwork before I handed the toonie over, but hey. Live and learn.
And bitch.
Guess what? Dip decided to claim that I short changed him $2!!!
Ok, Dip. First of all, it's $2. You don't have to argue with me for 30 FREAKING MINUTES about the change, nor do you have to hold up the line.
Oh, and did you know that those bags of skittles you stole to make up for me not giving you $2 is actually worth $4?
Sorry for giving you a hassle, security. Yeah, he- Oh? I still owe you $2? Tell you what. If we're over when we cash off in 15, you can have it. Deal? Deal. Go away.
*Cashes off.*
Oh, we're over by 11. Here's a toonie. Get lost.
*Checks lottery*
Oh hey, lottery is short 11.
Damm.
Yeah, yeah. I know you gloated at me when I gave you the toonie. But, as revenge, should I see you again, not only am I going to say you cheated us out, but I'm going to provide evidence. The security guys of awesome know it too.
Oh, right. Guess what? You're banned for theft as well.
Asshat.
Serves me right for not checking paperwork before I handed the toonie over, but hey. Live and learn.
And bitch.
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