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  • I think you've effectively eliminated your chances of working here, ever.

    I came into the story late in the game tonight when I answered the phone. I was trying to finish up and get out, but poor FES was by himself up front and on a checklane. So I grabbed the phonecall coming in, since I guess our operator had gone home. It was a man, who sounded to be in his 30s, at least, asking for the MOD by name. I cheerfully asked who was calling, which seemed to tick him off. He told me "This is Stewart [name changed to protect the guilty]. Just let me speak to MOD." I had to cut off his angry tirade to put him on hold. So, MOD came up and I told him, "He says his name is Stewart--" when MOD cut me off to say he wouldn't deal with the guy because he'd kicked him out earlier. So the plan was to let the phone ring overhead and not answer, as the guy kept calling. The calling went on at least 10 minutes. When I was getting ready to leave I was next to the emergency door. I heard someone outside honking the horn over and over and thought, "I bet that's Stewart, probably on his cell calling the store."

    So, I got the story from MOD, whose first name means "of such-and-such country", though he's not, but people in his country speak the other country's language sometimes, thus the possibility of him being named so. Are ya with me? It's important because Stewart had kept asking if MOD was from the country that engendered his name, essentially making fun of him, and MOD felt this was disrespectful. Stewart was also bouncing a ball all over and wouldn't stop. This put merchandise in jeopardy, and possibly others' safety. (What if it hit someone with balance/mobility issues?) So Stewart got kicked out.

    The kicker in all this: MOD remembers this guy because he had applied for a job recently. Yeah, arguing with and harassing our MOD is gonna put you on the short hiring list, buddy.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    whose first name means "of such-and-such country", though he's not, but people in his country speak the other country's language sometimes, thus the possibility of him being named so. Are ya with me?
    Think I understand. Kinda like how us Americans speak English but we're not British.

    Stewart was also bouncing a ball all over and wouldn't stop.
    What is he, 10 years old?

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    • #3
      Luckily, this did not happen in September or October, because he probably would've gotten hired anyway.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Anybody in his 30s--heck in his 20s--who's bouncing a ball inside a store should be put on the "do not hire, ever" list.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          So what was he calling about? Still trying to get a job?
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #6
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            Anybody in his 30s--heck in his 20s--who's bouncing a ball inside a store should be put on the "do not hire, ever" list.
            Yeah!

            Oh wait, that would be me last week, killing time with co-workers until the end of our shift.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Quoth MoonCat View Post
              Anybody in his 30s--heck in his 20s--who's bouncing a ball inside a store should be put on the "do not hire, ever" list.
              It is (marginally) better than bouncing his ****s in the store.
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Quoth Panacea View Post
                So what was he calling about? Still trying to get a job?
                He was calling to harass the manager that had just kicked him out.
                "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                • #9
                  Forget the fact that this crazy ass wiped out all chances of him ever getting a job...how about winning a permaban from the store for harassment?
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    It is (marginally) better than bouncing his ****s in the store.
                    I knew someone was going there.

                    And Irv, current employees are the exception!

                    When my brother worked overnight at a supermarket, he & the rest of the stock guys used to play catch by throwing paper towel rolls over the tops of shelves into the next aisle.
                    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                    • #11
                      ^ One time some kids were playing football in our aisles and another customer got beaned with the ball. They got kicked out, too. I bet one of them was Irv.
                      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                      • #12
                        I won't deny playing with a ball in a store with some friends. But that was long ago. I was young and stupid then.

                        Now I'm just stupid.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          I was young and stupid then...
                          Irv, I can testify that the youth gets bored and wanders off.

                          The famndoolishness, like the hog's leather, stays.
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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