Aww Junior's First Act Of Vandalism Isn't He Cute

[TruthHurts]

The answer being No!!! I am cleaning rooms and we had this obnoxious family checking out (Spent one night there and demanded tons of extra stuff, complained constantly and left the room a virtual pig sty.)

Their son a cute little boy who looked to be about 3 or 4 comes out. He immediately goes to the rock garden and starts taking the rocks out and chucking them against the walls. I say nothing thinking that the parents were going to come out and correct him on his behavior. Parents come out and to my shock say "Oh look at him that's so cute."

This kid is hucking rocks where he might cause damage to the hotel, vehicles, or any passerby and it's cute? WTF? Well the parents of the year noticed I was there and suddenly changed their tune telling their boy to stop.

With parents like that the poor little guy doesn't stand a chance at learning right from wrong.

[blas]

Imagine 10 years from now, he'll be spray painting a huge penis on your car or your hotel.

[Crosshair]

Imagine 10 years from now, he'll be spray painting a huge penis on your car or your hotel.

I can't WAIT to see the parents plead to the judge about that being "cute".

[Drakstern]

Clearly a case of boys will be boys.

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No, not really. Damned kids and their bad parents.

[JustaCashier]

Imagine 10 years from now, he'll be spray painting a huge penis on your car or your hotel.

Or he'll be dropping big rocks off of freeway overpasses onto the moving cars below!

Mike

[zzapp the witch]

<cough> The bf paints cars off and on, privately. Does very professional work, wish he wasn't bipolar and hid from the world all the time. Someone was a dick to him in traffic, and almost hit a couple of cars weaving in and out of traffic, so the bf followed him to the local Fred Meyer and painted a quick weiner on the front passenger side panel, with the message: "Watch out, I drive like a dick!"

Guy couldn't see it, when the cop pulled him over for it, it was quite entertaining to watch the kid cuss the cop for being an idiot, and then getting out and seeing that there really was one there.

Got onto the bf about vandalism, he referred to it as, "Appropriately personalized and highly informative."

Anyway, that's my painting a penis on someone's car story.

/end random off topic trip down memory lane

[HYHYBT]

s there more to thi story, such as how you know he got stopped, etc?

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Not exactly vandalism, but in a similar vein...
A child was being a horrible lil expletive a month ago; Screaming, reaching for items and throwing them on the ground, punching his mother when he was within reach...

What did she do?

Leaned over him, hugging his head and showering him with kisses and "you're such a good boy yesh you are!"

Sometimes I wish our scanning guns had a "stun" setting like in Star Trek...

[Becks]

Or he'll be dropping big rocks off of freeway overpasses onto the moving cars below!

Nah, frozen turkeys.

[Broomjockey]

Or he'll be dropping big rocks off of freeway overpasses onto the moving cars below!

Nah, frozen turkeys.

Actually, the dropping rocks thing happened here. The driver was killed.

http://www.canada.com/topics/news/na...3a17&k=2629%22

[Imogene]

I can't WAIT to see the parents plead to the judge about that being "cute".

Nope, they'll be pleading, "Oh, but he's such a great arteest! You can't arrest him for not knowing the wall isn't a canvas!"

[protege]

Actually, the dropping rocks thing happened here. The driver was killed. http://www.canada.com/topics/news/na...3a17&k=2629%22

It's happened here a few times too...namely on the Parkway and I-70 east of Pittsburgh. Usually, it's during the day, and always with cinder blocks. However, since fences were installed on the bridges, it doesn't happen as much.

[Rapscallion]

Motorway bridges and train bridges are popular locations for idiots to try and kill people over here. Fortunately, the craze has died down for now, but when one gets reported others happen.

Rapscallion

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Hey, I just remembered a story where the kid did vandalize and the father had a rather...unique approach to it.

The kid was around 9 and was having fun knocking cans over. His dad repeatedly told him not to, so the kid did it more. After awhile the dad had enough. He went to one end of the canned good aisle, put his hand on one can...

And zoomed down the aisle knocking the WHOLE ROW down shouting "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

His kid looked on horrified while his wife ran to hide in the car. The dad looked at his son and smiled boadly "WOW THAT WAS FUN, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"
Kid pleaded "No dad no, that's enough!"

Dad got all serious. "Good. Now help me pick them all back up."

Kudos to the dad for taking action, not hitting his kid and cleaning up the mess he made to prove a point! Just glad he didn't do it in the jars section!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Actually, the dropping rocks thing happened here. The driver was killed.

The frozen turkey thing happened too, on Long Island, back around Thanksgiving. Driver was seriously injured.

http://cms.firehouse.com/content/art...Id=46&id=36750