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Drunk homeless Bill
Now my store has quite a few homless ppl,so when a particulary drunk one wandered in one night at about 3 a.m. I thought nothing of it,as long as he does'nt cause a problem,But I am posting here are'nt I?
A little trivia,7-11's in Oklahoma are owned by one person,not a corporation(i.e. like the nationwide chain)basically EVERY 7-11 in the state of Oklahoma is a franchise,owned by just one company,which means we have store layouts,so all stores are exactly the same,i tell you this just in case you live,or have been to Oklahoma so you can visualize the aisles and shelfs.
DHB(drunk homeless bill) walks in,starts at an instant angle towards one of the shelves,plows smack dab into our 10 ft long candy ailse,and completley knocks over the entire shelf(300 boxes of candy,everywhere)in his stupor,he stumbles backwards,knocking over a spinning beef jerky rack in the middle of the ailse,and then stumbles into a chip display box,completley destroying this.
Now I am watching this with my only customer,lauging my fucking ass off(It had'nt dawned on me that i would be cleaning it up just yet)But I swear to you the best thing,DHB looks at me,and then goes and stands in the corner of the store like a punished 5 yr old,well he stood there until the cops came and told him it was ok to leave his timeout for theirs,he was standing in the corner for 10 minutes ignoring me,until the cops arrived.He did not say one word the entire time he was in my store...
What a wonderful world we live in huh?
A little trivia,7-11's in Oklahoma are owned by one person,not a corporation(i.e. like the nationwide chain)basically EVERY 7-11 in the state of Oklahoma is a franchise,owned by just one company,which means we have store layouts,so all stores are exactly the same,i tell you this just in case you live,or have been to Oklahoma so you can visualize the aisles and shelfs.
DHB(drunk homeless bill) walks in,starts at an instant angle towards one of the shelves,plows smack dab into our 10 ft long candy ailse,and completley knocks over the entire shelf(300 boxes of candy,everywhere)in his stupor,he stumbles backwards,knocking over a spinning beef jerky rack in the middle of the ailse,and then stumbles into a chip display box,completley destroying this.
Now I am watching this with my only customer,lauging my fucking ass off(It had'nt dawned on me that i would be cleaning it up just yet)But I swear to you the best thing,DHB looks at me,and then goes and stands in the corner of the store like a punished 5 yr old,well he stood there until the cops came and told him it was ok to leave his timeout for theirs,he was standing in the corner for 10 minutes ignoring me,until the cops arrived.He did not say one word the entire time he was in my store...
What a wonderful world we live in huh?
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