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It has been about a month since I posted anything - so here are some more stories from working night audit at various hotels.
One New Year's Eve we had five (yes, five) domestic disturbance calls. We literally had to call the cops five times for fights. One guy was actually dragging his girlfriend down the hall by her hair. Another couple got into a fight in the elevator and he pulled her earing right out of her ear and she dropped the tub of beer she was holding.
This famous sportscaster from a famous ESPN show (no names) asked me for a new key to his room and got mad because I carded him. He literally pointed his finger at his picture on the program and said do you know who I am? Well, since I don't watch your show - apparently not. He should have been happy I was so security conscious.
We had this one woman who was literally insane. She used to think that little men were following her. She would call the desk and ask for security. I was told that when they got to the room she would tell them the little men were in the air vents and even in her tv screen. She was not too teribbly sucky - just annoying and amusing.
One night I took a phone call around 1am and it was a real douchebag calling in a bomb threat just because a football team was staying at the hotel. He thought it was really funny to say "I fucking hate Ohio State - there is a bomb in your building" WTF - we had to call the cops even though it was an apparent joke.
One New Year's Eve we had five (yes, five) domestic disturbance calls. We literally had to call the cops five times for fights. One guy was actually dragging his girlfriend down the hall by her hair. Another couple got into a fight in the elevator and he pulled her earing right out of her ear and she dropped the tub of beer she was holding.
This famous sportscaster from a famous ESPN show (no names) asked me for a new key to his room and got mad because I carded him. He literally pointed his finger at his picture on the program and said do you know who I am? Well, since I don't watch your show - apparently not. He should have been happy I was so security conscious.
We had this one woman who was literally insane. She used to think that little men were following her. She would call the desk and ask for security. I was told that when they got to the room she would tell them the little men were in the air vents and even in her tv screen. She was not too teribbly sucky - just annoying and amusing.
One night I took a phone call around 1am and it was a real douchebag calling in a bomb threat just because a football team was staying at the hotel. He thought it was really funny to say "I fucking hate Ohio State - there is a bomb in your building" WTF - we had to call the cops even though it was an apparent joke.
Joke's on the bomb-threat guy, the police can and WILL trace that call back to his stupid ass. Pay phones are nearly obsolete, so the moron likely called from her personal phone. Yuck it up, dumbass. 
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