bg - My company sends out what we call Direct Sales Reps to canvas an area and offer greatly discounted services to new customers, and offer to upgrade exsisting customers into so pretty nifty rates too. /end bg
The cast!
CPN - Crazy paranoia lady
Me - Your rum loving taker of abuse
The line rings, I give my spiel, and the insanity begins
CPN - Someone came to my house and he said he was from your company! I WANT HIS NAME!!
Me - Okay, we have door to door reps out in the field in your area, let's get some more info and I can make a report, get some info for you, ma'am. I see that this is Lady Who Needs to Take Her Meds?
CPN - Yes, that's me. HE DIDN'T IDENTIFY HIMSELF PROPERLY!!!. And I couldn't see his ID properly and I called the police on him so if he's still in the neighborhood he's getting arrested!!!
Me - Okay, so he identified himself as being with us, but he refused to show you ID? Okay, I don't blame you for calling the police, that sounds a bit sketchy
Quick side note: There's been multiple home invasions over this past year involving the men claiming to be from a utility company to gain access, it's was usually done against the elderly or women who were home alone. So aside from the growin manic-ness of the caller, this is a pretty reasonable reaction
CPN - That's right! Now fix it!
Me - Okay, what do you need me to fix, ma'am?
CPN - LISTEN TO ME!! Are you stupid!?
Me - Ma'am, I'm confused now, are you in immediate danger? Is someone trying to break in to your home?
CPN - GODDAMNIT you are stupid! His ID looked fake to me! What the hell kind of people are you sending around!?!? I told the last guy now 3 months ago and someone else is out here NOW!! FIX IT!!!!
Me - I thought you said that he refused to show you ID. Was the rep rude to you, did he try to gain entry to your home?
CPN - I told you, I told him no and he went away!! YOU'RE USELESS! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*CLICK* as she hangs up the line
Me - What the HELL was that all about?
CW who overheard the whole call- A lot of crazy?
The cast!
CPN - Crazy paranoia lady
Me - Your rum loving taker of abuse
The line rings, I give my spiel, and the insanity begins
CPN - Someone came to my house and he said he was from your company! I WANT HIS NAME!!
Me - Okay, we have door to door reps out in the field in your area, let's get some more info and I can make a report, get some info for you, ma'am. I see that this is Lady Who Needs to Take Her Meds?
CPN - Yes, that's me. HE DIDN'T IDENTIFY HIMSELF PROPERLY!!!. And I couldn't see his ID properly and I called the police on him so if he's still in the neighborhood he's getting arrested!!!
Me - Okay, so he identified himself as being with us, but he refused to show you ID? Okay, I don't blame you for calling the police, that sounds a bit sketchy
Quick side note: There's been multiple home invasions over this past year involving the men claiming to be from a utility company to gain access, it's was usually done against the elderly or women who were home alone. So aside from the growin manic-ness of the caller, this is a pretty reasonable reaction
CPN - That's right! Now fix it!
Me - Okay, what do you need me to fix, ma'am?
CPN - LISTEN TO ME!! Are you stupid!?
Me - Ma'am, I'm confused now, are you in immediate danger? Is someone trying to break in to your home?
CPN - GODDAMNIT you are stupid! His ID looked fake to me! What the hell kind of people are you sending around!?!? I told the last guy now 3 months ago and someone else is out here NOW!! FIX IT!!!!
Me - I thought you said that he refused to show you ID. Was the rep rude to you, did he try to gain entry to your home?
CPN - I told you, I told him no and he went away!! YOU'RE USELESS! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*CLICK* as she hangs up the line
Me - What the HELL was that all about?
CW who overheard the whole call- A lot of crazy?
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