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  • To the guy who....

    loves his Green Bay Packers:

    The Green Bay Packers clothing and merchandise is currently 30 to 40 percent off regular retail.

    Which is how much it was last week, the week before last, yesterday, and the day before yesterday, and how much it will be tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week and the week after next week. It's all licensed. The prices don't go down much, and you've been told all markdowns in the apparel department have been finished for the week.

    Therefore, for the love of Cinnamon Toast Crunch will you please quit calling us every single damn day asking us how much the Green Bay Packers stuff is? Because nobody wants to talk to you and everybody's convinced you have brain damage.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

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  • #2
    Well, you have to be to love the Packers.


    /me flees.
    "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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    • #3
      "But my cousins nephews roommates hairdressers boyfriend heard that it was going on sale soon!"
      "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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      • #4
        Next time he calls, raise the price by $5.00. When he asks why, innocently say, well we keep getting all these calls about it, so management feels it will be selling like crazy soon and we need to get the price up. If you wan t to
        buy some, I recommend hurrying in before it all gets priced.

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        • #5
          Ooh, that is devilishly brilliant, Teskeria! Irv, suppose you could get away with that? I'd do it, simply because he might come buy stuff instead of calling you guys, and be done with it.
          "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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          • #6
            Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
            "But my cousins nephews roommates hairdressers boyfriend heard that it was going on sale soon!"
            So what would that make us?
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            • #7
              Absolutely nothing!

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #8
                Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                Absolutely nothing!

                ^-.-^
                What is it good for?
                [/70s]
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                • #9
                  Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
                  "But my cousins nephews roommates hairdressers boyfriend heard that it was going on sale soon!"
                  Did they mention they saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night?
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    What is it good for?
                    [/70s]
                    Good God, You all.

                    We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mytical View Post
                      Good God, You all.

                      We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
                      What fun is a train of thought without random shunts through hyperspace? Tesseraction = more traffic, less rail.
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                      • #12
                        He must be reasoning that since the Packers were screwed out of another Superbowl chance, the merchandise should be cheaper?

                        I love me some Packers and matching attire, but not at the prices I see. Especially at Scheels. Good GOD, I can get Northface outerwear for cheaper than a Packer jersey.
                        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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