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  • #16
    Quoth LillFilly View Post
    Glad she's out of the business now!
    Agreed! ^_^

    Always get the initial matter down in writing, as a contract, and specify that any last-minute changes MUST BE put down in writing, and paid for, and make them sign it. Be sure to include a nice obvious clause in the basic contract that allows for them "neglecting" to sign any change orders -- essentially, if they sign the base contract, that covers any non-signed changes and obliges them to pay. Any expenses incurred that were never discussed...like clients making off with the centerpieces, get a penalty fee attached.
    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
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    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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    • #17
      Quoth dalesys View Post
      Yeah, the little man/woman in your gut mashes the "Review Inputs NAOW!" button, and you have maybe 30 seconds to find an appropriate target.
      Yep...Happens to me every time I try to take Vicodin on an empty stomach, I try it & I mean the SECOND it hits my stomach, it comes back up..Weird thing is, I could handle Vicodin on an empty stomach for over a year & then all the sudden, no can do

      I can take hydrocodone on an empty stomach, but not Vicodin
      "Much butthurt I sense in you, cry like a bitch you should"

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      • #18
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        Agreed! ^_^

        Always get the initial matter down in writing, as a contract, and specify that any last-minute changes MUST BE put down in writing, and paid for, and make them sign it. Be sure to include a nice obvious clause in the basic contract that allows for them "neglecting" to sign any change orders -- essentially, if they sign the base contract, that covers any non-signed changes and obliges them to pay. Any expenses incurred that were never discussed...like clients making off with the centerpieces, get a penalty fee attached.

        My boss was smart enough to have a written contract for every client, but she skimped out on a few clients, this one in particular. They didn't want to come down to our town just to sign a contract. Something over waste of time. That should have been our first warning bell, but oh well. She needed the money. We all did.
        Go for the eyes!

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        • #19
          Quoth ackmeow View Post
          My boss was smart enough to have a written contract for every client, but she skimped out on a few clients, this one in particular. They didn't want to come down to our town just to sign a contract. Something over waste of time. That should have been our first warning bell, but oh well. She needed the money. We all did.
          That's exactly why she should have insisted on a signed contract. If you were all that hard up for money, you sure can't afford to let a client try to screw you like that.
          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
          Hoc spatio locantur.

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          • #20
            Quoth ackmeow View Post
            My boss was smart enough to have a written contract for every client, but she skimped out on a few clients, this one in particular. They didn't want to come down to our town just to sign a contract.
            Pity yer not in <mystate>. Here, oral contracts with at least two "neutral" witnesses are just as valid and binding as written ones. I would imagine you'd need to record them with a video cam or at least a pocket voice recorder, tho. If these people had agreed to terms as part of a conference call and it was recorded, it would likely have been enough to have held up in court here ^_^
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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            • #21
              A couple of weeks ago I was drinking some wine with the hubster and I think I'd eaten dinner while I was out a couple of hours before. I wasn't drunk or even that tipsy, and I was feeling fine...then all of a sudden I got a TERRIBLE pain in my upper abdomen, very similar to the gallstone pain I'd get before my gallbladder was removed...and in a minute or two after that I was in the bathroom dispensing of my dinner. At least I felt fine again afterwards...

              Ever seen the 1976 movie "Car Wash"? Lorraine Gary (the mom/wife from Jaws) is in her expensive car with her school-age son and he keeps telling her he's not feeling good...he throws up out the window so she takes the car to the car wash and is bitching at the workers to make sure they get all the puke off, and she's yelling at the kid for being sick at all...so what does she do after that? She puts him back in the car and they drive off...just so he can get sick again...this time INSIDE the car. I love that movie, gotta get a copy....
              "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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