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I've gotten this in various degrees of my past decade + in customer service, but one stands out. I was in the repair department for the cable/multimedia company that I am still in (but in but. Hooray!) and as a metric we had to have a certain amount of upgrades/offered sales.
Me: Okay, and that solves all of your problems, you should have a picture again
SC: It's there! Thank you so much! (At this point still in a normal voice, but now's where things got wierd)
Me: Now before I let you go I see that you could save money by bundling your services, who do you use for a phone
SC: (Talking over me) OH BUT AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST WIDDLE SALESMAN YES YOU ARE JUST SO WONDERFUL AND I WILL BE SURE TO TELL ANYONE WHO CALLS ME HOW WONDERFUL AND SMART YOU ARE
(Not yelling, just talking in that annoying loud voice that stupid people use on kids and folks that don't speak english)
Me: So that's a not interested?
SC: OKAY BUH BYE NOW!
*click*
I look at the new hire that was side jacking with me, the new hire looks back, we both break out into laughter and talk about people and needing less meds
Me: Okay, and that solves all of your problems, you should have a picture again
SC: It's there! Thank you so much! (At this point still in a normal voice, but now's where things got wierd)
Me: Now before I let you go I see that you could save money by bundling your services, who do you use for a phone
SC: (Talking over me) OH BUT AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST WIDDLE SALESMAN YES YOU ARE JUST SO WONDERFUL AND I WILL BE SURE TO TELL ANYONE WHO CALLS ME HOW WONDERFUL AND SMART YOU ARE
(Not yelling, just talking in that annoying loud voice that stupid people use on kids and folks that don't speak english)
Me: So that's a not interested?
SC: OKAY BUH BYE NOW!
*click*
I look at the new hire that was side jacking with me, the new hire looks back, we both break out into laughter and talk about people and needing less meds
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