Ok, here goes a huge rant. I had 2 idiotic customers come in and try to do returns. Our return policy is 30 days. NO exceptions. First guy comes in:
Customer: I'd like to make a return
Me: Sure, do you have your receipt?
Customer: Yeah, right here. I have to get my money back on this because my doctor told me that I can't take these anymore since I have a heart murmur.
Me: Oh, that's too bad
*customer hands me his receipt*
*I look at the receipt*
Me: Sir, I'm sorry, but I cannot do the return. It's been more than 30 days. Our return policy is 30 days only
Customer (aggravated): But I have to return these, I can't keep taking them!
Me: Sir, I'm sorry. I can't make the return myself, but if you'd like I can call another store manager and see if I can get it approved, since we no longer have a store manager.
Customer: Ok, well I don't have all d**n day.
(I call other store, busy signal. I call the other store's manager at home, no answer)
Me: I'm sorry, I can't get ahold of anyone. If you would like, you could go over to our location at the Carousel Center, and someone over there might have more power than I do to make the transaction, but I cannot do it and risk losing my job.
Customer (raising his voice): Are you an idiot? I'm not driving all the way over there just because you don't want to lose your job. You can do the transaction, you're just not going to because you're an idiot.
Me: Sir, I cannot do the return. As much as I would love to help you, I can't. Now if you would like, I can give you the number to customer service and you can call them.
Customer: Sure, I'm positive I can get further with them
(I give the number to the customer, and he calls)
Customer (really snotty): You're a moron! You gave me the wrong f****** number!! It says it's been disconnected!
Me: Sir, it's all I have right here. I can give you the number to my regional manager and you can call her and ask. I have other customers right now, and you're causing a disturbance. I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
Customer: Whatever you stupid b****
(customer leaves)
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My next issue was with 2 guys that couldn't have been 18 or so... if that. They come in...
Customer 1: Do y'all sell steroids?
Me: No sir, it's illegal for us to sell those
Customer 1: Are you serious?
Me: Yes, sir, now is there something I can help you with?
Customer 2: Yes, there is. I need to make a return.
Me: Ok, may I see a receipt?
Customer 1: What the h*ll you need a receipt for?
Me: I can't do a return without it sir.
Customer 2: Yeah I got it right here
(Customer 2 hands me his receipt)
(I look at receipt)
Me: I'm sorry sir, it's been over 30 days, I can't do this return
Customer 1: Are you f****** serious?
Customer 2: And why not?
Me: It's been 31 days. I can't bend the rules for even one day. I'm sorry
Customer 2: May I speak to your manager?
Me: We don't currently have a manager sir.
Customer 2: Who the h*ll run this place then?
Me: The manager at the Carousel Center is in control here for now, but he's not here
Customer 1: Call his stupid a**
Me: I don't appreciate your language, sir. And I have been trying to get him all day. Unfortunately he's on personal leave so it's been hard to reach him.
Customer 2: So you can't get him, then who's in control?
Me: I guess you're looking at who is in control
Customer 2: Then you can give me back my money
Me: No, sir, I can't. I must stick to the policy or I lose my job
Customer 1: Take that chance. Besides, who gonna know?
Me: Corporate checks these things every week
Customer 2: Are you kidding me that you can't give me back my money, even just a day late? I was told last week by an old guy that I could come back with no problem. He woulda returned it for me, but there was no money in the register.
Me: And who would that guy have been?
Customer 2: I dunno, some old guy
Me: Well I wasn't here when it was said, and unfortunately I can't take anyone's word unless it's a manager.
Customer 2: Are you serious? You know I can't believe this s***. I came here the other day and y'all didn't have the money. Now I comin' in here today and your telling me you can't do it because I'm one f****** day late? Common, just gimme me d*** money!!!!!
Me: Sir, I can't. And unless you drop the language, I'm calling security to have you escorted out of the mall.
Customer 2: B**** what's your name? Gimme your d*** name! Gimme the number to customer service, I'm reportin' your a**.
(I write down the customer service number)
Me: Go ahead and call them. They're going to say the same thing.
(customers turn to my coworker who just came in)
Customer 1: Do y'all work here?
Coworker: Yes I do, and I just overheard everything. I can't help you either. If it's been over 30 days, it's over 30 days. Now please leave the store before I call mall security
(customers storm out, swearing all the way)
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What is it that people don't get about the return policy? It's CLEARLY stated on the back of every receipt, in plain English! Doesn't anybody know how to read anymore?! Why take it out on the workers that are just doing their job?
Customer: I'd like to make a return
Me: Sure, do you have your receipt?
Customer: Yeah, right here. I have to get my money back on this because my doctor told me that I can't take these anymore since I have a heart murmur.
Me: Oh, that's too bad
*customer hands me his receipt*
*I look at the receipt*
Me: Sir, I'm sorry, but I cannot do the return. It's been more than 30 days. Our return policy is 30 days only
Customer (aggravated): But I have to return these, I can't keep taking them!
Me: Sir, I'm sorry. I can't make the return myself, but if you'd like I can call another store manager and see if I can get it approved, since we no longer have a store manager.
Customer: Ok, well I don't have all d**n day.
(I call other store, busy signal. I call the other store's manager at home, no answer)
Me: I'm sorry, I can't get ahold of anyone. If you would like, you could go over to our location at the Carousel Center, and someone over there might have more power than I do to make the transaction, but I cannot do it and risk losing my job.
Customer (raising his voice): Are you an idiot? I'm not driving all the way over there just because you don't want to lose your job. You can do the transaction, you're just not going to because you're an idiot.
Me: Sir, I cannot do the return. As much as I would love to help you, I can't. Now if you would like, I can give you the number to customer service and you can call them.
Customer: Sure, I'm positive I can get further with them
(I give the number to the customer, and he calls)
Customer (really snotty): You're a moron! You gave me the wrong f****** number!! It says it's been disconnected!
Me: Sir, it's all I have right here. I can give you the number to my regional manager and you can call her and ask. I have other customers right now, and you're causing a disturbance. I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
Customer: Whatever you stupid b****
(customer leaves)
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My next issue was with 2 guys that couldn't have been 18 or so... if that. They come in...
Customer 1: Do y'all sell steroids?
Me: No sir, it's illegal for us to sell those
Customer 1: Are you serious?
Me: Yes, sir, now is there something I can help you with?
Customer 2: Yes, there is. I need to make a return.
Me: Ok, may I see a receipt?
Customer 1: What the h*ll you need a receipt for?
Me: I can't do a return without it sir.
Customer 2: Yeah I got it right here
(Customer 2 hands me his receipt)
(I look at receipt)
Me: I'm sorry sir, it's been over 30 days, I can't do this return
Customer 1: Are you f****** serious?
Customer 2: And why not?
Me: It's been 31 days. I can't bend the rules for even one day. I'm sorry
Customer 2: May I speak to your manager?
Me: We don't currently have a manager sir.
Customer 2: Who the h*ll run this place then?
Me: The manager at the Carousel Center is in control here for now, but he's not here
Customer 1: Call his stupid a**
Me: I don't appreciate your language, sir. And I have been trying to get him all day. Unfortunately he's on personal leave so it's been hard to reach him.
Customer 2: So you can't get him, then who's in control?
Me: I guess you're looking at who is in control
Customer 2: Then you can give me back my money
Me: No, sir, I can't. I must stick to the policy or I lose my job
Customer 1: Take that chance. Besides, who gonna know?
Me: Corporate checks these things every week
Customer 2: Are you kidding me that you can't give me back my money, even just a day late? I was told last week by an old guy that I could come back with no problem. He woulda returned it for me, but there was no money in the register.
Me: And who would that guy have been?
Customer 2: I dunno, some old guy
Me: Well I wasn't here when it was said, and unfortunately I can't take anyone's word unless it's a manager.
Customer 2: Are you serious? You know I can't believe this s***. I came here the other day and y'all didn't have the money. Now I comin' in here today and your telling me you can't do it because I'm one f****** day late? Common, just gimme me d*** money!!!!!
Me: Sir, I can't. And unless you drop the language, I'm calling security to have you escorted out of the mall.
Customer 2: B**** what's your name? Gimme your d*** name! Gimme the number to customer service, I'm reportin' your a**.
(I write down the customer service number)
Me: Go ahead and call them. They're going to say the same thing.
(customers turn to my coworker who just came in)
Customer 1: Do y'all work here?
Coworker: Yes I do, and I just overheard everything. I can't help you either. If it's been over 30 days, it's over 30 days. Now please leave the store before I call mall security
(customers storm out, swearing all the way)
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What is it that people don't get about the return policy? It's CLEARLY stated on the back of every receipt, in plain English! Doesn't anybody know how to read anymore?! Why take it out on the workers that are just doing their job?
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