Customers Suck! presents: Real customers of suckitude.
Reaaaal customers of suuuuckitude.
Today, we salute you, Mr. Maybe It's Been Six Weeks Today Guy.
Mr. Maybe It's Been Six Weeks Today Guy!
Your salesman gave you a quote of six weeks, less than two weeks ago. Yet for you, an eternity has passed.
But it's not a leap year!
You call back every day, wanting to know if the piece has magically appeared in our warehouse, threatening to cancel if you have to wait one more f*cking day.
I'll just file a chargeback!
Your shopping prowess allowed you to purchase a Rolex knockoff, yet you skimped on the function that shows the day of the month.
A great deal from Tijuana!
So crack open your large book of lawyers, oh king of the calender, because the amount of threats you throw implies that you have Johnnie Cochran on speed dial. It doesn't matter if he's dead, because you have the power of...entitlement.
Mr. Maybe It's Been Six Weeks Today Guy...
Reaaaal customers of suuuuckitude.
Today, we salute you, Mr. Maybe It's Been Six Weeks Today Guy.
Mr. Maybe It's Been Six Weeks Today Guy!
Your salesman gave you a quote of six weeks, less than two weeks ago. Yet for you, an eternity has passed.
But it's not a leap year!
You call back every day, wanting to know if the piece has magically appeared in our warehouse, threatening to cancel if you have to wait one more f*cking day.
I'll just file a chargeback!
Your shopping prowess allowed you to purchase a Rolex knockoff, yet you skimped on the function that shows the day of the month.
A great deal from Tijuana!
So crack open your large book of lawyers, oh king of the calender, because the amount of threats you throw implies that you have Johnnie Cochran on speed dial. It doesn't matter if he's dead, because you have the power of...entitlement.
Mr. Maybe It's Been Six Weeks Today Guy...
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