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  • You know the problem, so why is the solution a surprise?

    Just had a wonderful one-sided shouting match with an SC who failed to recognise that his problem really wasn't our problem.

    *bg* Working for the railways in the UK means working for one of multiple franchisees, none of which have any inter-changeability when it comes to refunding or exchanging tickets bought from an alternate vendor - not even the ones that share a parent company! */bg*

    Well anyway, my rocket scientist had been to a station 15 minutes walk away for no obvious reason, & had there purchased a season ticket to travel from a second station to a third. He then came to us, the fourth station involved, and attempted to use his ticket to travel from here to Station3. Thing is, Stations 1-3 are all owned by a different company to our station, so him coming here & complaining about how "our" people fucked it up for him and how "we" need to fix it for him is like walking into McDonalds & asking them to remake a Whopper.

    After much yelling and screaming and racism (not against me, or this would have ended sooner) and cursing, he finally brought himself to a climax with the exclamation "so I've paid all this money for a ticket & now I need to buy another to travel from here!"

    I removed the calm, passive expression I'd been goading him with & replaced it with a gleeful one, and replied "That's it exactly sir. I knew you'd understand."
    This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
    I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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    oh, classic. You win. +100 win points. Your firepower has been upgraded to Sarcasm Cannon 2.0.

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    • #3
      Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
      I removed the calm, passive expression I'd been goading him with...
      You too?
      The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

      The stupid is strong with this one.

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      • #4
        Quoth AngloSaxonViking View Post
        oh, classic. You win. +100 win points. Your firepower has been upgraded to Sarcasm Cannon 2.0.
        Sweet! The OP just needs 12,850 more point to upgrade to the Orbital Sarcasm Cannon!

        (Trust me. It's worth the work.)
        "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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        • #5
          Quoth Crossbow View Post
          Sweet! The OP just needs 12,850 more point to upgrade to the Orbital Sarcasm Cannon!

          (Trust me. It's worth the work.)
          Not quite as impressive as the Snark Star. (65,280 points)
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • #6
            I think he should go for the ultimate, the "Gravekeepers Crusher of All Hope"

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            • #7
              A colleague was asked earlier "what's the train look like for tomorrow?" - well, we all knew they meant "(when) are they running" but I couldn't stop myself from replying "it's a white tube with blue & green stripes on the side, and it looks like a big Tylenol..."
              This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
              I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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              • #8
                Quoth Crossbow View Post
                Sweet! The OP just needs 12,850 more point to upgrade to the Orbital Sarcasm Cannon!

                (Trust me. It's worth the work.)

                I say we take off and be sarcastic from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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                • #9
                  Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
                  but I couldn't stop myself from replying "it's a white tube with blue & green stripes on the side, and it looks like a big Tylenol..."
                  "...but that's not important right now!" </"Airplane">
                  "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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