Though in a Spring Break destination town like mine, many locals might reorder those plagues.
Yes, once again Spring Break is upon us, and while I thoroughly enjoy the parade of Hot Chicks in Bikinis, I must be getting older, because these nitwits are getting more annoying to me every year. Even the Hot Chicks in Bikinis. The problem with them is that they open their mouths and ruin their Hotness by talking, and saying absolutely nothing intelligent or attractive.
Although my coworker nailed one to the wall the other night with pure Ownage.
While sitting at the bar drinking her drink, this particular Spring Break chick was bragging to her friend: "We ran up $200 of liquor last night on my credit card, went straight to the phone in our room and cancelled the card."
She said all this at a bar, in clear earshot of the bartender, my coworker. To which my coworker said, much to the surprised chick, "You'll be paying cash for everything you get here tonight."
Unsurprisingly, she and her friend left shortly thereafter.
Yes, once again Spring Break is upon us, and while I thoroughly enjoy the parade of Hot Chicks in Bikinis, I must be getting older, because these nitwits are getting more annoying to me every year. Even the Hot Chicks in Bikinis. The problem with them is that they open their mouths and ruin their Hotness by talking, and saying absolutely nothing intelligent or attractive.
Although my coworker nailed one to the wall the other night with pure Ownage.
While sitting at the bar drinking her drink, this particular Spring Break chick was bragging to her friend: "We ran up $200 of liquor last night on my credit card, went straight to the phone in our room and cancelled the card."
She said all this at a bar, in clear earshot of the bartender, my coworker. To which my coworker said, much to the surprised chick, "You'll be paying cash for everything you get here tonight."
Unsurprisingly, she and her friend left shortly thereafter.

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