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  • First customer of Sunday morning

    It first went from this (about me losing sleep) to this (seeing drunk guy in daisy dukes) to this (I don't wanna deal with him being a 21 year old girl) and to this (cause he called me "baby")

    Now I need some along with some eye bleach too.

    He wanted a raincheck for batteries, and I just gave it to him to get him out of my hair. Never again. EVER!!!! Now excuse me as I puke again

  • #2
    Why am I getting a mental image of the Burger King dude wearing Daisy Dukes?

    Even worse would be if he's going commando underneath.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3
      Eeew!

      I was imagining 'Keith Stone'. 'He's so smooth!'

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      • #4
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        Why am I getting a mental image of the Burger King dude wearing Daisy Dukes?
        Better than my first thought, which was Charlie Sheen in pin short shorts.
        By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

        "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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        • #5
          Quoth Seraph View Post
          Better than my first thought, which was Charlie Sheen in pin short shorts.
          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

          Why can't we ever get any good eye candy?
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            I always just picture THIS guy!
            "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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            • #7
              Alright. Good eye candy: my beloved/best friend A, in almost anything customers have been reported wearing. Daisy dukes, skin tight whatever, net whatever.

              She's fit, healthy (physically, anyway), and a 'medium' body type. I'll let you mentally fill in whatever else you want to.

              Consider it my gift to you.
              Seshat's self-help guide:
              1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
              2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
              3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
              4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

              "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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              • #8
                Quoth Seshat View Post
                Alright. Good eye candy: my beloved/best friend A, in almost anything customers have been reported wearing. Daisy dukes, skin tight whatever, net whatever.

                She's fit, healthy (physically, anyway), and a 'medium' body type. I'll let you mentally fill in whatever else you want to.

                Consider it my gift to you.
                B**ch, please.

                Nathan Fillion.

                I'm a straight guy and even I drool over the image of him. Even in that one nude scene from Firefly.
                Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                • #9
                  Quoth Syriilord View Post
                  B**ch, please.

                  Nathan Fillion.

                  I'm a straight guy and even I drool over the image of him. Even in that one nude scene from Firefly.
                  <drools>

                  huhwha what were we talking about? My brain kinda stopped functioning at remembering the nude scene in Firefly.
                  By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                  "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                  • #10
                    Quoth cashierbex View Post
                    It first went from this (about me losing sleep) to this (seeing drunk guy in daisy dukes) to this (I don't wanna deal with him being a 21 year old girl) and to this (cause he called me "baby")

                    Now I need some along with some eye bleach too.

                    He wanted a raincheck for batteries, and I just gave it to him to get him out of my hair. Never again. EVER!!!! Now excuse me as I puke again

                    I'd've asked if you were sure it wasn't Leslie but he passed away last thursday.... so it couldn't have been...
                    I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

                    Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.

                    http://www.gofundme.com/treasurenathanwedding

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Seraph View Post
                      <drools>

                      huhwha what were we talking about? My brain kinda stopped functioning at remembering the nude scene in Firefly.
                      You ain't the only one.

                      I'll be in my bunk.

                      (I'm straight. Why am I so drooly over naked Nathan Fillion... *drool*)
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Treasure View Post
                        I'd've asked if you were sure it wasn't Leslie but he passed away last thursday.... so it couldn't have been...


                        That guy was better looking than the guy I had.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth cashierbex View Post
                          It first went from this (about me losing sleep) to this (seeing drunk guy in daisy dukes) to this (I don't wanna deal with him being a 21 year old girl) and to this (cause he called me "baby")
                          You know, when I first read this, I thought you meant that you didn't want to deal with him thinking that HE'S a 21-year-old girl.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Scorpodael View Post
                            You know, when I first read this, I thought you meant that you didn't want to deal with him thinking that HE'S a 21-year-old girl.
                            Yeah, not that great with grammar. I'm a math nerd, not an English freak.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                              (I'm straight. Why am I so drooly over naked Nathan Fillion... *drool*)
                              Because he's Captain Mal.
                              By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                              "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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