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  • You're suing us for what? (Long)

    BG: We sell water purifiers, allows people to drink water that they ordinarily couldn't ie. tap water from India, streams, ponds etc.

    SC: "Water comes out the top of my bottle and it shouldn't"
    Me: "Very sorry madam, can I run through some fault-finding with you?"
    SC: *sighs* I suppose
    Me: "Is it done up correctly blah di blah?"
    SC: "Yes, I'm not an idiot!"
    Me: "Of course not madam, but we do have to cover the basics."

    I run through the very short list, she replies in bored tones, not leaving enough time between questions for her to do the actual thing I'm asking her to.

    Me: "Okay, here's what we will do. I will get you a replacement purifier out to you."
    SC: "I'm in Chile."
    Me: "That's fine, we will send it to you ASAP, I will organise a courier for you."
    SC: "I'm on a train for 22 days. I will contact you when I am at my next destination."
    Me: "Okay, no problem, we will send out a replacement as soon as we can get an address."

    I hear nothing from her. Not an email, not a phone call.

    About eight weeks later, I get this email:
    "To Nemesis,

    I am writing to let you know that I have sought legal advice over your bottle.

    You are in contravention of my statutory rights as laid down by the office of fair trading, as your product is not fit for purpose.

    It is supposed to work, but doesn't. You have a duty of care and why didn't you realise that the bottle might not work? Why wasn't a replacement available for me in Chile, you should think about these things and be prepared.

    I acknowledge that you wanted to send me a replacement, but I was on a train, so I couldn't get it. Therefore, I had to buy water, which I wasn't expecting to. You are responsible, so you need to pay up £200+ because I was also in Brazil attending the carnival and water is 3 times the price it usually is.

    I will forward you my itinerary and faulty bottle if you insist on proof. "

    Now here's what gets me:

    1. Our product costs around £25.00. She did not buy it from us, we don't know when she bought it, we don't even know if she has one.
    2. She says it's faulty, but without the bottle, we do not know if it is
    3. We made every attempt to get her a new bottle, (based on her word) even going so far as to book a courier to south america. (All for a £25.00 product)
    4. If one was going on a long, remote trip, relying on just one source of water, wouldn't you, y'know, check it before embarking on said long, remote trip? Most travellers are sensible enough to have a back-up plan, in case item gets lost/stolen/damaged.

    Does anyone else know a company that would spend £140.00 to replace a £25.00 product? We take any claims of faults seriously and they don't happen very often.

    Technically, she could claim under consequential damages, but hot damn, there is a lot of assumptions to go through first.
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  • #2
    I smell bullshit. Usually when someone hires a lawyer, only they do the communicating. She says she has SOUGHT legal advice. That could mean anything from "I checked ads in the paper" to "I called a lawyer and he laughed in my face!". I wouldn't worry too much about her yet.
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    • #3
      Quoth Nemesis44UK View Post
      SC: "Water comes out the top of my bottle and it shouldn't"
      I'm very confused by this statement. Every water bottle I've ever had in my life has water coming out of the top of it. If it was coming out the sides or the bottom of the water bottle, THEN I would consider it faulty.
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      • #4
        If

        Quoth thehuckster View Post
        I'm very confused by this statement. Every water bottle I've ever had in my life has water coming out of the top of it. If it was coming out the sides or the bottom of the water bottle, THEN I would consider it faulty.
        If it is like mine it has a screw on top which you take off to pour water in, and a filter nozzle on the other end.

        Open, pour in water, screw close, squeeze, pure water comes out other end.

        Bet if she shows up in court and the bottle is demanded to prove it does not work she will:

        1) Never think to bring it to court, her word should be enough!

        2) Never screwed it tight.

        3) Damaged the thread in a way that is clearly her fault.

        4) Clearly cracked the lid, but never thought to ask for a new one.

        5) Show up with a bottle from a diffirent company altogether.

        6) Got the outside of the bottle wet and never dried it before using and just assumed it was leaking.

        What else did I miss?

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        • #5
          "What else did I miss? "


          How about 'is trying to put water in wrong end entirely'?

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          • #6
            Quoth angelgirl View Post
            "What else did I miss? "


            How about 'is trying to put water in wrong end entirely'?
            I used your enemas 6 times a day and damn near died of thirst!
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            • #7
              Because the letter stated that she is seeking legal advice, be glad that you and your staff never have to hear from her again now that your legal team will be speaking to her.

              Open mouth... load gun, aim at foot and FIRE!

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              • #8
                Quoth dalesys View Post
                I used your enemas 6 times a day and damn near died of thirst!
                Ironically, I was drinking water while reading this and THAT came back out the wrong end.
                Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
                Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
                Fiancee: What?!
                Me: Nevermind.

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                • #9
                  She's trying to pull a fast one. My bullshit alarm screamed RED ALERT as I was reading your story.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth emax4 View Post
                    Because the letter stated that she is seeking legal advice, be glad that you and your staff never have to hear from her again now that your legal team will be speaking to her.

                    Open mouth... load gun, aim at foot and FIRE!
                    If she did in fact contact an attorney (which I seriously doubt) they the attorney would be contacting the company's legal department.

                    She needs one of dalesys' enemas . . . STAT.
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                    • #11
                      Even if this does get legal and make it to some kind of court (unlikely), it's utterly ridiculous to think she might win. Sob story or no, the company probably has some kind of policy in place where if the product is faulty they'll replace it. Meaning she could get--at most--about £25.

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                      • #12
                        Her case can't even hold water.
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                        • #13
                          What gets me is that she even said you tried to replace the bottle. Sounds like she just wanted someone else to pay for her poor planing.

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                          • #14
                            She sought legal advice? Over a (supposedly) faulty WATER BOTTLE?

                            I wonder what happens when she has a REAL problem.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              If she did in fact contact an attorney (which I seriously doubt) they the attorney would be contacting the company's legal department.

                              She needs one of dalesys' enemas . . . STAT.
                              assuming the attorney accepted the case.
                              if she really did contact a lawyer i'm betting the answer she received was ".... ... "

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