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  • Security Guard Blues (New job!)

    After three years, I have officially left employment with HEB for a new job as a DELL security guard. I'm sent out by a security company to several different office locations all over Austin. The pay is better, the work is better, but the hours kill. Whattaya gonna do? *shrug*

    (Also, my new co-workers could tell I had been in retail for too long when I acted really, REALLY excited at small things. "I get to sit down?! And you actually give me a chair?! THAT'S AWESOME!!" )

    I'm second shift Wednesdays-Fridays, and third shift Saturday-Sunday. Even with this no longer being retail, I still get bad "customers" that bear mentioning here, though not very much.

    --

    I'm working Gatehouse at one of the locations (Gatehouse is where we log all the trucks that come in and out of the warehouses) and most of the truckers are friendly regulars who playfully taunt at me being new, but are really nice guys. But I have gotten a few who are rude or just...odd.

    Offender #1

    In order for me to let you in or out of here, I need to see ID. Everybody needs to show me ID. No exceptions. If I do not get an ID from you and put it under my special camera, control WILL call me and my ass will be in a sling. You are not a special snowflake, you need to give me your ID, or I cannot let you in. Why are you even driving if you don't have your ID on you? I don't think your boss will like that.

    Offender #2

    There is a rule that truckers are not allowed to enter inside of the Gatehouse. If anyone so much as sets a foot inside, I am to instruct them that such behaviour is a no-no. This guy I didn't have a chance to tell, since he kinda blew my mind.

    There's a water cooler in each Gatehouse box, along with dispensable paper cups (which I try not to use since they tear and leak every single time) but this trucker got out of his truck, handed me his ID, stepped inside, grabbed a cup, got his water...and poured it down his shirt.

    First off, I know I'm new, but isn't it more polite to ask? And...it wasn't even hot that day. It had in fact, been RAINING. Guy didn't even think it was out of the ordinary. WTF?

    Offender #3

    You were a very loud, very boisterous man who came into the Gatehouse at near 3 in the morning. It was apparently your first time, since you had no ID, no papers, no idea of where the hell you were supposed to be going...and acted like it was my problem.

    Also, rumpling my hair and calling me the 'little woman' will get you a death glare and a threat to have you removed from the premises. I don't have to put up with that any more, so don't expect me to.

    --

    And that's all for now! Despite these, I really like my new job.
    http://www.customerssuck.com/?p=7499
    Now appearing in comic form!

  • #2
    First off, welcome to security. It is a good job mostly, depending on who you work for/with. Expect to see a lot of what you just described..1) Because a lot of people do not think 'da rules' apply to them, 2) for some reason security is looked down upon in some places, and 3) people want to see what you will and won't put up with.

    It is often a thankless job as well. However, and I say this with all honesty, not 1/10th as stressful as retail.
    Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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    • #3
      Time for a new name! SecurityWench. Naaa. Not so good.

      Unfortunately, some people think you are nothing more than a receptionist. They have no comprehension of the importance of your job.

      Good luck!
      Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
      Save the Ales!
      Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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      • #4
        Hey, congratulations on the new job! Sorry the hours suck, but the pay should make up for it a bit, right? Good luck and we all look forward to brand new stories.
        Life's too short to drink cheap beer

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        • #5
          Quoth csquared View Post
          Time for a new name! SecurityWench. Naaa. Not so good.
          SecurityViking? VikingWench?
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #6
            GuardWench? GuardianWench?
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              I've been hoping to qualify for at least a part-time security job, but to get licensed seems to be a lot more difficult than it looks. Good luck with your new job! Congrats!

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              • #8
                He ruffled your hair and DIDN'T get TAZED????
                GFY

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                • #9
                  You could make the bit right under "GroceryWench" read, "Now with the power to toss your butt OUT!"

                  Just a suggestion...
                  I don’t have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel about you.
                  - Twitter, via Boredpanda.com, via Youtube

                  Right. Well. When you manage to pull the concussed deer of your intellect away from the oncoming headlights of life let me know. - Grave keeper

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                  • #10
                    Love it!!!
                    http://www.customerssuck.com/?p=7499
                    Now appearing in comic form!

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                    • #11
                      Thank you all for the well wishes! And those are awesome name changes if anybody knows how I go about changing my username here.
                      http://www.customerssuck.com/?p=7499
                      Now appearing in comic form!

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                      • #12
                        Congrats at getting out of Grocery Hell! (The joke at my old store was "Here, Everyone's Bitter.")

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                        • #13
                          Quoth GroceryWench View Post
                          Thank you all for the well wishes! And those are awesome name changes if anybody knows how I go about changing my username here.
                          I think you need to PM Rapscallion about that.
                          I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Ashaela View Post
                            Congrats at getting out of Grocery Hell! (The joke at my old store was "Here, Everyone's Bitter.")
                            Dude, I wish I had heard that one sooner!
                            http://www.customerssuck.com/?p=7499
                            Now appearing in comic form!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                              GuardWench? GuardianWench?
                              Another thought is G-Wench, which isn't as job specific.
                              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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